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'Wow, you're hot! No thank you.'

DEFINITION: To reject a compliment. May indicate low self-esteem, or false modesty, or even a psychopathic aversion to flattery.

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Doubty

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Why are you always such a doubty?

Etymology:

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Disstribute

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: dibb+trib+ute

Sentence: Every time an admirer made a flattering remark, Caroline would disstribute the unfortunate guy, making him question the strength of his deodorant.

Etymology: diss (slang - insult) + tribute (compliment)

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Mustardseeding

mythman

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: MUSS-turrd-see-ding

Sentence: The rich philosopher spoke only to other rich philosophers, MustardSeeding the poor who wanted to share their wisdom.

Etymology: In Jesus's time, the mustard-seed was considered a "weed" (until someone figured out its use).

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Highlow

Created by: dancer002013

Pronunciation: hi-lo

Sentence: She highlows to him.

Etymology: german

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Selfpshycoflat

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: self pshyco flat

Sentence: i gave him a compliment and she was really horrible thats when i realised that she was a selfpshycoflat !

Etymology: self - self-esteem pshyco - pshycopathic flat - flattery

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Kudojudo

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: coo-doe-jue-doe

Sentence: After telling Marcia how wonderful her new outfit looked, she could have just said "thank you." Instead, she kudojudoed the compliment by explaining how she only paid five dollars for it at the local second-hand store.

Etymology: kudos (informal for praise) + Judo (Japanese martial art used in self defense)

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Puffdodge

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: puff + dodge

Sentence: She said "nice legs" but I puffdodged that one, I know I'm hideous.

Etymology: puffery + dodge

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Fawnix

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: fawn-ix

Sentence: Her fawnixation caused her to fixate on his poor speech and phonics.

Etymology: fawn (to flatter) + nix (to refuse)

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Fawnyawn

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: FAWN-yawn

Sentence: Alex's compliments of her choice of T-shirt and sweatpants were met only with a fawnyawn.

Etymology: fawn (to flatter) + yawn (as an expression of disdain)

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Nulliflirt

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: NULL-uh-flurt

Sentence: After the third time Rico complimented her breasts within ten minutes, Gertrude was forced to nulliflirt his advances by informing him that "they're not real."

Etymology: Nullify + flirt

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COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Gionuzzo, 2007-08-07: 17:02:00

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