Verboticisms

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: clax-ehn-ayt-ehr

Sentence: Rufus was an ardent and often obnoxious claxonator who could always be depended upon to use his car horn as a signaling device, rather than just going to the door to alert folks that he's ready to roll.

Etymology: 'Claxon' (v. to sound loudly; - of car horns) with suffix '-ator' to denote one who 'does something'

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: hongk-hintt

Sentence: The longer he honkhinted the more she took her sweet time to get ready. He would look like the mental health patient in the eyes of the neighbours, not her.

Etymology: honk (like a car horn) + hint (to communicate or suggest in an indirect way)

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COMMENTS:

think I met him... - Nosila, 2010-11-15: 18:53:00

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: rewd-tewt

Sentence: It doesn't bother me so much that my neighbor gets picked up for work by the ambulance every day at 5 am, what really gets me is that her partner insists on summoning her with a rudetoot consisting of every siren for at least 10 minutes.

Etymology: rude + toot - also a play on rooty-toot.

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COMMENTS:

oops, i didn't see that i came so close to someone else's word. I try to create before i read. Sorry! - libertybelle, 2009-05-04: 09:14:00

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Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: ag're - im pa shent

Sentence: Don Juan couldn't wait for no one, obviously his aggravimpatience, was getting the best of him, and probably to everyone else in earshot

Etymology: aggravate + impatient

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COMMENTS:

But he could wait for someone. Fierce! - hyperborean, 2009-05-03: 21:14:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: honk ees ta dor

Sentence: Honkistador, your Mustang stands in need of company And like some horny gigolo now, you reek of rudity!

Etymology: Honk (to sound/use the horn of a car) & Conquistador ("Conqueror" in Spanish language;Spanish explorers/adventurers who conquered Mexico and Peru in the 16th century; also song title by group Procol Harum in 1967)

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COMMENTS:

clever - mweinmann, 2009-05-01: 11:39:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:39:00

Honkistador - ha ha! Well done. - splendiction, 2009-05-01: 16:48:00

Love it!!! - libertybelle, 2009-05-04: 09:09:00

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: eer - eh -toot

Sentence: Lester always managed to irritoot all of my neighbors. Everytime he came to pick me up, he sat in my driveway beeping his horn every 30 seconds. Needless to say, I don't have him pick me up anymore and because he had a bad habit of repeating everything he said over and over, I seldom see him either......he was just so irritooting and irritating!!!

Etymology: irritate and toot

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COMMENTS:

this made me laugh - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:41:00

No Les no more! - Nosila, 2009-05-01: 18:38:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: hon kwest

Sentence: Hank's latest date had to endure his honkquest outside her home until she appeared. But our Honkquistador soon met his match when her irate hubby put sugar in his gas tank.

Etymology: Honk (blast your car horn) & Conquest (an act of winning the love or sexual favor of someone)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: litlbōbēp

Sentence: Littlebeaubeep is stealing sleep, He's honking for his girlfriend; If she'd come out, The neighbors would shout, And no one would have to hurt them.

Etymology: Little Bo Peep (A nursery rhyme about a girl and her sheep)+ beau (a boyfriend or male admirer) + beep (a short, high-pitched sound emitted by electronic equipment or a vehicle horn)

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COMMENTS:

love it! - mrskellyscl, 2009-05-01: 05:31:00

excellent - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-01: 13:42:00

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Created by: plezbme

Pronunciation: im perc ni ator

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Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: honk r a--

Sentence: Bell and Bert held the night shift at the local all-night gym. Carpooling in Bert’s old honkda, they had a tight routine. Every evening at 9:50, Bert felt justified in honkarassing Bell’s neighboors for a few minutes. After all, it was the neighboors’ autumnal leaf blowing that shook his chick out of bed early afternoon, nearly two months every year! Tonight Bert’s honkarangue lasted longer than usual. Bell finally emerged from her apartment, removing her earplugs: “Hey, let me give you a little peeptalk before our shift”.

Etymology: From: honk, harass and "a--"!

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COMMENTS:

Honky dory word! - Nosila, 2009-05-01: 18:37:00

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