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DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.
Verboticisms
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Waveoff
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: wave-off
Sentence: Julie had to waveoff by acting nonchalant after embarrassing herself when she called out to a friend of hers who turned out to be someone else.
Etymology: waveoff (take back or abort a greeting)
Misgreeting
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: (Mes-greet-ng)
Sentence: She was surprised when her amorous greeting was given to her english teacher!
Etymology: "Mistaken" (incorrect, inaccurate), and "greeting" (sign of welcome)
Myopialliance
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: mye ope ee a lie ens
Sentence: she made three more myopialliances on route to the opticians.
Etymology: myopia, alliance
Srangicide
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: stray ngee side
Sentence: Tarra was always committing strangicide when trying to wave at her friends. I think she needs some new glasses.
Etymology: from stranger and suicide which is how small it makes you feel when you get someones identity incorrect.
Notyoutations
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: not-you-tay-shuns
Sentence: ever since she lost her glasses she was the queen of greetings and notyoutations
Etymology: not you, salutations
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COMMENTS:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! - Sed8ed, 2007-03-14: 04:55:00
If you wrote about these in a diary would they be annotyoutations - petaj, 2007-03-15: 06:54:00
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Helloohno
Created by: deannewby
Pronunciation: Hello-Oh-No
Sentence: I did a classic helloono yesterday, I was walking down the road and I saw Fred, shouted hello, and realised that it wasn't him - the man looked at me and crossed over to the other side of the road.
Etymology: Hello, for the greeting. O, for the realisation. No, for the embarrassment.
Missaluate
Created by: PythianHabenero
Pronunciation: miss-sal-you-ate
Sentence: Alexander had a tendency to missaluate, but didn't realize how strange it was until he himself was hailed and embraced by someone he'd never seen before in his life.
Etymology: mis- + "salve", the Latin greeting + verb ending -ate
Onohellopoeia
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: o-no-hell-o-PEE-uh
Sentence: I swear Jeremy has a double at this party! That's the second onohellopoeia I've had with that guy tonight, and I'm not even half drunk...
Etymology: O no! (mistaken) Hello (greeting) poeia (a derivative of Gr. "poiein", to make)
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COMMENTS:
Inspired by onomatopoeia, by any chance? - Discoveria, 2007-03-14: 04:55:00
woof! - Alchemist, 2007-03-14: 05:01:00
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Walkawave
Created by: Sketchy
Pronunciation: walk-a-wave
Sentence: I walkawaved very quickly when I realized that was NOT Chris I was screaming at to come across the street.
Etymology: Walk, Away, Wave... "Just Walkawave"
Comments:
Verbotomy - 2007-03-14: 01:00:29
Today's definition was suggested by Osomatic.
Thank you Osomatic! ~ James
Osomatic - 2007-03-14: 01:38:00
Ooo! Ooo! It's my definition! I am terribly pleased. And I also got to make the first verboticism, despite not knowing that today would be the day of my first definition! I am doubly pleased. It is a red letter Verbotomy day.
Verbotomy - 2007-03-14: 12:18:00
Hey Osomatic, Great definition, and "helloops" is a great word to describe it! ~ James