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DEFINITION: n., The uneasiness, social discomfort, and impending sense of doom which occurs when you realize that you've sent out a few too many emails after drinking way too much. v., To worry about your social status after a night of heavy drinking and stupid emailing.

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Groggyttled

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: gra/gga/yat/led

Sentence: hey i got fired last night "yay" well y "u were specking to your boss weridly and he said" "YOUR FIRED" but i was groggyttled

Etymology: groggy+rattled

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COMMENTS:

specking and weridly are as fungreat creates as groggyttied! Your webchat sentences are very good specking! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-08: 10:15:00

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Ineedballsofsteelmail

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Eye-need-balls-ov-steel-mayall

Sentence: I think I had a few too many drinks last night and sent out a few to many Ineedballsofsteelmail to people.' Well you better pray you didn't email Suzannah because she is gonna rip you a new A-hole if she finds an email from you!'

Etymology: Do you need an explanation?

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COMMENTS:

Can't quit roaring with laughter! Another warp embedded in my brain! Henceforth ballsofsteel male will be synonymous with Dougalistic! (wink/big grin/redface) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-08: 10:31:00

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Thirstyjohnny

Created by: fatcat

Pronunciation: thir stee jon nee

Sentence: "Bill pulled a Thirstyjohnny last night," said Will.

Etymology: Thirsty (to drink heavily) Johnny (someone bored and has lots of time on their hands)

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Alcqwerty

Created by: loxhobabl

Pronunciation: al-kwur-tee

Sentence: Alcqwerty and boredom led to my rant on IM yesterday morning.

Etymology: alcohol + QWERTY

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Treyall

Created by: valevans

Pronunciation: tre-awl

Sentence: Jimmmy was drinking all night with friends and woke up with many messages about messages he had sent to his boss. "Oh man I treyalled...." he said.

Etymology: trey-unknown contact, all-embarrassment by others

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Slurrealisation

Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: slur realise ayshun

Sentence: Samuel, or "Shixpack Shammy" as he was known to his colleagues was a troubled young lad. His entire life the world and people in particular seemed daft to him. Every day he woke to a prison of mediocrity and banality, where 'unreasonable' people refused to bend to suit his narcissistic views. Unable to stand the incessant anxiety, Sam escaped each evening to the comforts of drunken stupor; a slurrealistic realm where he was king. One evening after a particularly unproductive day of pointless meetings Sam snapped. He downed a case of his favourite lager, opened his laptop, and began to compose. He cajoled his colleagues, belittled his boss, and flummoxed his friends. Finally, exhausted and relieved, he collapsed upon his keyboard and drooled himself to sleep. The next day as he commuted, Sam opened his curiously sticky laptop and had a gut wrenching slurrealisation.

Etymology: "Slur": (a) A nasty statement directed at someone you dislike. (b) The chaotic cadence inherent in the speech of inebriated humans. "Realisation": The curious sensation felt when something new occurs to you. "Surreal": That's like, totally surreal man

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COMMENTS:

petaj Such a schlock to the system, slurtainly. - petaj, 2008-12-03: 05:29:00

Schamuel done got his tang all toungled up, didn't he? - Mustang, 2008-12-03: 07:26:00

drooliscious - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-03: 10:11:00

metrohumanx Now THATS a killer sentence. Good one, MDJ! - metrohumanx, 2008-12-03: 16:32:00

great sentence and etymology - silveryaspen, 2008-12-03: 17:01:00

Thanks :-) It's great fun writing them - emdeejay, 2008-12-03: 20:47:00

Sham should learn to emole his controtions! Good word & sentence. - Nosila, 2008-12-04: 00:52:00

Another good one - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-05: 03:05:00

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Egnominy

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: eeg/NOM/uh/nee

Sentence: Even his throbbing head didn't overshadow Sam's feeling of egnominy.

Etymology: e(ubiquitous as in email) + ignominy

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Facedownbook

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: fayse down book

Sentence: When Leonard came home from work and got soused every night, he often felt a strong urge to phone, email, text or Facebook everyone he had ever known and say rambunctious things,which he did not remember in the morning. One morning, after such an orgy.org he had achieved facedownbook, when his boss unfriended him by disabling him;his girl dumped him by text and he felt like a real A-ol...his textoserone was at an all-time low.

Etymology: Facebook (popular social media site on computer) & Face down (fallen on the floor;drunk;out of it)

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Fredrinkingmale

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: freh-drink-king-male

Sentence: Dick, guzzwiller of moonshine, cast his three sheets to the wind in his heeheemail. The next morning, everything he said, came to a head ... ache ... of course! Intoxipathetic, with lessteem, by all who were victims of this drunkmale, he was fraught with lowdudgeon. Poor Dick, headed from moonshined to unshined, sitting in the mourning sun, a fredrinkingmale!

Etymology: Fretting and freaking over his drinking mail, this male became a fredrinkingmale!

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COMMENTS:

wonderful sentence silvery - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-08: 12:49:00

Great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-10: 16:45:00

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Emailarrhea

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: e-may-lah-ree-uh

Sentence: John felt a strange sense of emailarrhea after waking up in front of his computer surrounded by empty liquor bottles.

Etymology: email and diarrhea

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COMMENTS:

Right on the definition! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-08: 18:15:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-08: 03:25:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-08: 14:30:00
Ahh, e-mail and alcohol... They go together like peas and carrots, or like 'lack of inhibition' and 'lack of employment',

- 2008-02-26: 00:18:00
You hit my head with the bottle!

- 2008-02-26: 00:22:00
twice now!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-28: 00:22:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James