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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Ignorancisms

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms

Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly

Etymology: ignorance + "isms"

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Grategreet

Created by: galwaywegian

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Oblivioffend

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Crunklette

rilstix

Created by: rilstix

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Holifenderate

Created by: theHerman

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel