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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Sexploit

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: sex-ployt

Sentence: She was so skilled at sexploiting her way up the corporate ladder, she could have included it on her resume.

Etymology: sex + exploit

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Wantin

americanogig

Created by: americanogig

Pronunciation: Pronounced like the word wonton.

Sentence: I thought she wanted to go out with me, but since she ignored me after I introduced her to my friend, I figure she was just wantin.

Etymology: A combination of the words wonton and wanting.

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Flirtplan

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN

Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!

Etymology: Flirt + plan

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Redirectillation

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Ree-dur-eck-til-lay-shun

Sentence: Buddy's attempt to woo Michelle after the ball game resulted in an unexpected redirectillation when they stopped by the Porsche dealership on the way home and bought her a convertible instead.

Etymology: Redirection + titillation

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Purrpose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: purr + pohss

Sentence: She gets whatever she wants with that purrpose, guys fall all over themselves to do her bidding.

Etymology: purr + purpose

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COMMENTS:

Great word Osomatic! I'd write it purrrpose and say it like the Cat Woman. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 20:33:00

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Flirtpas

Created by: MisUndrstd

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Etymology:

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Goaldigger

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: GOHL-dihg-gur

Sentence: As Alex drove an hour out of his way to deliver his girlfriend her groceries and dry cleaning, he suddenly realised he was dating a goaldigger.

Etymology: goal + gold digger

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Chumptivate

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Chum - ti - vate

Sentence: Bambi was a pro. In less than ten minutes Roger had bought her three $12 cocktails, a large bowl of mixed nuts, and queued up 16 awful pop songs on the jukebox. It was abundantly clear to his friends that she was playing him for a complete nincomdupe, but he was completely chumptivated and refused to listen to a word they said.

Etymology: Chump (someone easily taken in) + captivate (to attract and hold the interest of)

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