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DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.
Verboticisms
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Vamploitation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: vam/ploi/tey/shun
Sentence: At a party she had her vamploitation so well refined that she always had two, or three unattached guys running around waiting on her. It never occurred to her that the vamploitation and sexploitation of her hangers-on was in any way wrong.
Etymology: vamp + exploitation
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COMMENTS:
The guys were vampadmirers. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:45:00
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Flirtplan
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN
Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!
Etymology: Flirt + plan
Calcuvamp
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp
Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.
Etymology: calculate + vamp
Manipuvamp
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp
Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"
Etymology: manipulate + vamp
Flatternize
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize
Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.
Etymology: flatter + fraternize
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COMMENTS:
it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00
No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00
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Delibflirtly
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee
Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.
Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)
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COMMENTS:
if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00
He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00
probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00
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Foxnuzzle
Created by: ChristopherAndersen
Pronunciation: FOCKS nuzz uhl
Sentence: My secretary just foxnuzzled me into giving her a three day weekend.
Etymology: from "fox," a crafty animal or attractive woman, and "nuzzle," to rub with the nose.
Alluruse
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: al yoo roos
Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!
Etymology: allure + ruse
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COMMENTS:
I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00
"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00
SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00
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Sedjuice
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: sed/joos
Sentence: She had such a craving for freshly squeezed juice that she shamelessly sedjuiced all the young men at the party to keep her glass full.
Etymology: seduce + juice
Wantin
Created by: americanogig
Pronunciation: Pronounced like the word wonton.
Sentence: I thought she wanted to go out with me, but since she ignored me after I introduced her to my friend, I figure she was just wantin.
Etymology: A combination of the words wonton and wanting.
