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'Do you really think I'm cute?'

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Manipuvamp

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: man-ip-you-vamp

Sentence: Josh cried out, "that manipuvamp tramp stamped on my new lava lamp!"

Etymology: manipulate + vamp

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Wantin

americanogig

Created by: americanogig

Pronunciation: Pronounced like the word wonton.

Sentence: I thought she wanted to go out with me, but since she ignored me after I introduced her to my friend, I figure she was just wantin.

Etymology: A combination of the words wonton and wanting.

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Flirtplan

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: FLIRT + PLAN

Sentence: She flirtplans so simply: her sweet-nothings are part of her get-rich-quick plan to marry a wealthy octogenarian - and get everything!

Etymology: Flirt + plan

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Calcuvamp

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp

Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.

Etymology: calculate + vamp

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Sulterior

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: sull-teer-ee-ya

Sentence: Her strategic plan was to use sulterior moves to seduce and obtain.

Etymology: sultry + ulterior

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Flirtentional

Created by: MJ0009

Pronunciation: FLURR TEN' SHUN AL

Sentence: This chick ovah heah -- her compliments are flirtentional.

Etymology:

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Sedjuice

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: sed/joos

Sentence: She had such a craving for freshly squeezed juice that she shamelessly sedjuiced all the young men at the party to keep her glass full.

Etymology: seduce + juice

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Flatternize

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize

Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.

Etymology: flatter + fraternize

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COMMENTS:

it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00

No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00

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Sexploit

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: sex-ployt

Sentence: She was so skilled at sexploiting her way up the corporate ladder, she could have included it on her resume.

Etymology: sex + exploit

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