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DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Delibflirtly

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Duh-lib-flirt-lee

Sentence: He was so naive to believe "Nothing says 'I love you' like a 3 carat diamond" was an offer to start a relationship. She obviously said it delibflirtly.

Etymology: Deliberately (for a purpose) + flirt (behave as though attracted to something/one)

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COMMENTS:

if she breaks his heart, he'll probably need a delibflirtibulator - galwaywegian, 2007-07-18: 06:15:00

He obviously was inflirtuated with her. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 09:28:00

probably better than being inflatulated - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 13:14:00

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Flirtentional

Created by: MJ0009

Pronunciation: FLURR TEN' SHUN AL

Sentence: This chick ovah heah -- her compliments are flirtentional.

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Alluruse

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: al yoo roos

Sentence: When Vincent and Julius finally made it, they stopped to think. The brothers were at least an hour behind, they had the umbrellas, and the sun wasn’t up yet. Sure of themselves they went forwards. They hadn’t counted on the farmer’s daughters. A tangled web of alluruses quickly enraptured Julius, but Vincent had true love!

Etymology: allure + ruse

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COMMENTS:

I'm curious to find out what the umbrellas are for - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 10:16:00

"early morning rain?" - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:30:00

SPF300? - Kyoti, 2007-07-18: 22:02:00

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Flatternize

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: flat-ter-nize

Sentence: Coming from anyone else, Calvin's attempts to flatternize Diane would have seemed harmless, but his intense stare made her feel like a dear in his headlights.

Etymology: flatter + fraternize

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COMMENTS:

it was probably part of an initiation ritual to get into a flatternity - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:28:00

No - he just wanted her as his flatt mate! - administraitor, 2007-07-18: 17:27:00

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Fleshpionage

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: flesh-pee-oh-narzh

Sentence: still thirsty but out of money, she undid her top three buttons and headed towards a pack of impressionable gentleman to indulge in a bit of fleshpionage

Etymology: flesh, espionage

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COMMENTS:

unfortunately she hooked up with James Bondage who tied her up for the rest of the evening... - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-18: 11:33:00

Boldfingers! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:46:00

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Calcuvamp

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: KAL-kyoo-vamp

Sentence: Jessica figured she could calcuvamp at least 2 more drinks from this guy before she had to find a new mark.

Etymology: calculate + vamp

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Vamploitation

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: vam/ploi/tey/shun

Sentence: At a party she had her vamploitation so well refined that she always had two, or three unattached guys running around waiting on her. It never occurred to her that the vamploitation and sexploitation of her hangers-on was in any way wrong.

Etymology: vamp + exploitation

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COMMENTS:

The guys were vampadmirers. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-18: 11:45:00

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