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DEFINITION: n. Obsessive-compulsive rechecking or "refreshing" of an item (especially a webpage) to see if its status has changed; often leads to repetitive mouse-clicking disorder.v. To constantly recheck or refresh your twitter page, or email account.
Verboticisms
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Refreshaholic
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: re-fresh-a-hol-ic
Sentence: Bill was a refreshaholic and compulsively would recheck his email and favorite blogs for updates.
Etymology: refresh + aholic
Webblinking
Created by: Splosion
Pronunciation: Web - blink - ing
Sentence: I don't blink when looking at webpages; I webblink, letting the page do it for me.
Etymology:
Clickflixation
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: clik/fix/ay/shun
Sentence: He was often accused of having a clickflixation because he carried his mouse around in his pocket when he was offline
Etymology: a take on chickflick + click + flick + fixation
Hooktonclix
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: hooked-n-clicks
Sentence: Shelly's hooktonclix resulted in uncontrollable contractions of her lumbricals. Part of her therapy was to set up a feed aggregator to do the updating for her.
Etymology: hooked on (addicted to) + Braxton Hicks (contractions experienced during pregnancy) + click
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COMMENTS:
oooohhhh... Toni Braxton. XD - ohwtepph, 2007-04-30: 05:11:00
Congrats on winning the mug, Petaj! Did you pick a verbotomy for it yet? I like your "tabooty". - purpleartichokes, 2007-04-30: 06:59:00
I think I'll go for "insultant" since it's my best one from last week. - petaj, 2007-05-01: 00:20:00
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Refretish
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: ree fret ish
Sentence: he had a serious refretish, especially when he had posted a new word.
Etymology: refresh fetish
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COMMENTS:
nice one - petaj, 2007-05-01: 00:15:00
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Flickerclicker
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: flikərklikər
Sentence: Bob is a habitual flickerclicker. His obsessive mouse clicking has caused more than one office mate to ask for a transfer. Even his computer has been known to shut down in protest.
Etymology: flicker (make small, quick movements; flutter rapidly) (an American woodpecker) + clicker (a device such as a computer mouse that clicks)
Webdexiety
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: web/dex/iety
Sentence: When checking her e-Bay sales, webdexiety over took her checking again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again to see if anybody had bid higher for her item.
Etymology: web + index finger + anxiety
Refreshology
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ree-fresh-all-oh-jee
Sentence: Although Purpleartichokes was a follower of Refreshology, at the end of the day, her word garnered 11 points; eschewed by verbotomists like yesterday's meatloaf proffered alongside lobstertail and filet mignon.
Etymology: refresh, reflexology
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COMMENTS:
LOL. you certainly get my vote! - ohwtepph, 2007-04-30: 05:08:00
and I have to admit, too, i have myself a severe case of refreshology in verbotomy. But I'd say it's more like a... clixation. - ohwtepph, 2007-04-30: 05:09:00
As someone here once said, it may require a verbotomy lobotomy. - purpleartichokes, 2007-04-30: 06:50:00
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Refreshoholism
Created by: Pasicheio
Pronunciation: Re-Fresh-Oh-Hall-Ism
Sentence: Jerry is a refreshoholic when it comes to news websites
Etymology: Refresh; Alcoholism
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by pinwheel.
Thank you pinwheel! ~ James
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Today's definition was suggested by pinwheel. Thank you pinwheel. ~ James