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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Censorchip

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sensərchip

Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.

Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)

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Spazblab

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: SPAZ-blab

Sentence: After 2 drinks Bob was busy spazblabbing about our new takeover strategy to everyone.

Etymology: spaz (To be clumsy or inept) + blab (To reveal (secret matters) especially through indiscreet or unreserved talk)

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Spalker

Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: spocker

Sentence: I can't believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup.

Etymology: spew talk

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COMMENTS:

Good word...don't relish overhearing that conversation...he mustard been crazy...who'd want to ketchup with that diagnosis? - Nosila, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00

I hope he doesn't have to eat his words - jrogan, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00

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Blurticaria

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: BLURT-ih-car-ee-ah

Sentence: Jim's wife endured his blurticaria until he told her mother exactly how they broke the heirloom dining room table.

Etymology: blurt + urticaria (i.e., hives)

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Talkaway

Created by: Robke22

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Etymology:

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Babblebot

Created by: EonaFrae

Pronunciation: bab-ul-bot

Sentence: The habitual babblebot, Trevor could overrule entire conversations with the sound of his own voice.

Etymology: Babble [To talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly] + Bot [a device that can perform routine tasks with minimal human intervention]

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Indiscreech

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: in dis skreetch

Sentence: When they met, she thought he was cute and charming. After they had gotten to know each other in the biblical sense, she found out later he had been indiscreech with his buddies playing golf. When they leered at her and made lurid comments, she knew she had to dump him quickly, as golfers don't get better with age or die gracefully. They just lose their balls or get a hole-in-one!

Etymology: Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;not marked by prudence or modesty and wise self-restraint;not heedful of potential consequences)& Screech (a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry)

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