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'Don't kitty me. Just put the food on the floor and get out!'

DEFINITION: To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet.

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Hannah

Created by: kimmy

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Empugnate

Created by: dzhessi

Pronunciation: emPUGnayt

Sentence: Laura empugnates her friends after she goes to one of her special meetings.

Etymology: en (in) + pug (

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Cool - Nolina, 2007-07-22: 16:51:00

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Diarrhetoric

Created by: kabloozie

Pronunciation: die-a-re-tor-ick

Sentence: Since her divorce, I've been avoiding her - I'm so sick of her diarrhetoric.

Etymology: diarrhea + rhetoric

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Emopushenta

Created by: dancerxoxox

Pronunciation: emo/push/enta

Sentence: The girls told Helen to go away, making Helen emopushenter her boyfriend away.

Etymology: emotional + pushing + enter = EMOPUSHENTA

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Endorphosis

Created by: elron

Pronunciation: en-dor-fo-sis

Sentence: I could tell when Mary approached me that her endorphosis would be completely spilled on me.

Etymology: endorphin + osmosis

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Remocate

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ree-MOH-cayt

Sentence: As Alex's girlfriend slammed the door in his face, he automatically assumed she was remocating from a phone call just before.

Etymology: relocate + emotion

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Emopeetoopee

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: ee-mo-p-2-p

Sentence: Harold was happy being bald. Honest he was. But after he caught up with shiny-pated Bob who was emotionally disturbed by his own baldness, Harold couldn't help but emopeetoopee.

Etymology: emotion + p2p (peer to peer file sharing)

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COMMENTS:

Bob could buy a toopee for his bald head. - Stevenson0, 2007-07-20: 07:01:00

Toopee, or not toopee? - Kyoti, 2007-07-20: 10:47:00

petaj It was the toopee bit that inspired the sentence about baldness. An alternative definition might be peer to peer smile sharing, if it's positive emotional energy. - petaj, 2007-07-21: 06:37:00

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Defercate

Created by: scrawlspacer

Pronunciation: DEH fur kayt

Sentence: I really need to quit my job. My boss is so bitchy I wind up defercating on my boyfriend.* You have to watch out for the silent types. Sometimes they do nothing but defercate.* I wish I weren't the first person Mary sees every day when she comes in. Why can't she find someone else to listen to her defercate?

Etymology: defer + defecate (in the figurative sense, as in "to dump" (intr.) or "to dump something [on someone]" (tr.)

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Compatribute

Created by: irminem

Pronunciation: com-pa-tri-bute

Sentence: People who are not independent thinkers, always compatribute with thise they encounter on a daily basis.

Etymology: "comp" from "compile"; "pa" from "passion" and "tribute" from "distribute"

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Dumpchump

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: dump-chump

Sentence: As soon as he heard that her dog mauled her big toe, he ran for the hills knowing full well he'd be dumpchumped.

Etymology: dump (to dispose of something) + chump (sucker, sitting duck)

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Comments:

Kyoti - 2007-07-20: 10:50:00
Ozzie's probably an emociologist on the side, and slightly emotipathic as a result. Must... transfer... moodflings.

Kyoti - 2007-07-20: 10:51:00
Sighhh... not again.