Verboticisms

Created by: scrawlspacer

Pronunciation: DEH fur kayt

Sentence: I really need to quit my job. My boss is so bitchy I wind up defercating on my boyfriend.* You have to watch out for the silent types. Sometimes they do nothing but defercate.* I wish I weren't the first person Mary sees every day when she comes in. Why can't she find someone else to listen to her defercate?

Etymology: defer + defecate (in the figurative sense, as in "to dump" (intr.) or "to dump something [on someone]" (tr.)

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Created by: mestresuzuka

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: trans fur ang ssst

Sentence: She blamed all the transferrangst on the neverbemanager at moonbucks who always served her her coffee with a face like a bulldogs arse. No amount of sugar could sweeten that experience, she would explain to the second person she met at the office every morning.

Etymology: transferrence angst

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why do they look so unhappy? too much caffeine? - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-20: 16:25:00

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Created by: alphajuliet

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: ee-mo-p-2-p

Sentence: Harold was happy being bald. Honest he was. But after he caught up with shiny-pated Bob who was emotionally disturbed by his own baldness, Harold couldn't help but emopeetoopee.

Etymology: emotion + p2p (peer to peer file sharing)

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Bob could buy a toopee for his bald head. - Stevenson0, 2007-07-20: 07:01:00

Toopee, or not toopee? - Kyoti, 2007-07-20: 10:47:00

It was the toopee bit that inspired the sentence about baldness. An alternative definition might be peer to peer smile sharing, if it's positive emotional energy. - petaj, 2007-07-21: 06:37:00

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Created by: irminem

Pronunciation: com-pa-tri-bute

Sentence: People who are not independent thinkers, always compatribute with thise they encounter on a daily basis.

Etymology: "comp" from "compile"; "pa" from "passion" and "tribute" from "distribute"

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Created by: kimmy

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Created by: loofarama

Pronunciation: re-gurge-im-it-ay-shun

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Etymology: regurgitation + imitation

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ree-MOH-cayt

Sentence: As Alex's girlfriend slammed the door in his face, he automatically assumed she was remocating from a phone call just before.

Etymology: relocate + emotion

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Created by: elron

Pronunciation: en-dor-fo-sis

Sentence: I could tell when Mary approached me that her endorphosis would be completely spilled on me.

Etymology: endorphin + osmosis

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