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'Don't kitty me. Just put the food on the floor and get out!'

DEFINITION: To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet.

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Empugnate

Created by: dzhessi

Pronunciation: emPUGnayt

Sentence: Laura empugnates her friends after she goes to one of her special meetings.

Etymology: en (in) + pug (

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Cool - Nolina, 2007-07-22: 16:51:00

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Viberus

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: vibe-russ

Sentence: it started with Allan, who gave it to sue. She passed it on to Derek, who, in turn, gave it to the other Derek. Yep...there was a pretty sour Viberus spreading through the office today.

Etymology: vibe, virus

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petaj Caustic vibrosis? - petaj, 2007-07-20: 05:18:00

Wow - a double-derek office. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-20: 09:01:00

One of the Dereks needs a nickname, like "Trey". - Kyoti, 2007-07-20: 10:45:00

he already has one...he's 'the other Derek' - rikboyee, 2007-07-20: 19:05:00

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Funkdump

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: funk-dump

Sentence: He dismissed his wife's unrelenting sarcasm and judgemental comments as just a funkdump. Afterall, they had just come from his mother's house.

Etymology: "funk" as in the emotional baggage and "dump" as to unload it onto someone else (also derived from personal mom-in-law experience)

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COMMENTS:

Nice word! At first glance I thought it was fuppeduck. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-20: 09:14:00

A clever buffalo wing place might get some mileage out of a spicy serving of fuppeduck. - Kyoti, 2007-07-20: 10:42:00

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Emopushenta

Created by: dancerxoxox

Pronunciation: emo/push/enta

Sentence: The girls told Helen to go away, making Helen emopushenter her boyfriend away.

Etymology: emotional + pushing + enter = EMOPUSHENTA

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Transnubate

Created by: ZZ123

Pronunciation:

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Diarrhetoric

Created by: kabloozie

Pronunciation: die-a-re-tor-ick

Sentence: Since her divorce, I've been avoiding her - I'm so sick of her diarrhetoric.

Etymology: diarrhea + rhetoric

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Lesfemmes

Created by: alphajuliet

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Defercate

Created by: scrawlspacer

Pronunciation: DEH fur kayt

Sentence: I really need to quit my job. My boss is so bitchy I wind up defercating on my boyfriend.* You have to watch out for the silent types. Sometimes they do nothing but defercate.* I wish I weren't the first person Mary sees every day when she comes in. Why can't she find someone else to listen to her defercate?

Etymology: defer + defecate (in the figurative sense, as in "to dump" (intr.) or "to dump something [on someone]" (tr.)

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Psychoport

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: sahy/kuh/port

Sentence: My inability to deal with the immediate situation causes me to psychoport my feelings and emotions to the next person I run into.

Etymology: psychological + transport

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COMMENTS:

I keep getting the feeling that I like it. I think I'm being psychoported! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-07-20: 19:03:00

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Transferrangst

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: trans fur ang ssst

Sentence: She blamed all the transferrangst on the neverbemanager at moonbucks who always served her her coffee with a face like a bulldogs arse. No amount of sugar could sweeten that experience, she would explain to the second person she met at the office every morning.

Etymology: transferrence angst

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COMMENTS:

why do they look so unhappy? too much caffeine? - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-20: 16:25:00

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Comments:

Kyoti - 2007-07-20: 10:50:00
Ozzie's probably an emociologist on the side, and slightly emotipathic as a result. Must... transfer... moodflings.

Kyoti - 2007-07-20: 10:51:00
Sighhh... not again.