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'Don't kitty me!'

DEFINITION: v. To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet. n. Emotional transference.

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Projectileemoting

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: proj-jec-tile-ee-mote-ing

Sentence: I'm so tired of you projectileemoting all over the place every morning...we're through.

Etymology: This is a combination of projectile vomiting and emoting. Therefore, one would upchuck their emotions without warning.

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Reflexaffect

Created by: missparaguay1991

Pronunciation: /RFLKSFKT/

Sentence: Didn't your mum say that line to you five minutes ago? stop reflexaffecting me!

Etymology: Reflexaffect: reflex from the E reflect meaning show an image, and affect from the E affected, meaning have an effect on

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Emojettison

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: E-mo-JET-iss-on

Sentence: It's a great relief to emojettison after an hour with my neurotic friend.

Etymology: emotion (feeling) + jettison (unload)

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Clever! I like it. - Maureen, 2007-01-02: 18:14:00

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Crazybitchualate

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

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Transferlament

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: trans-FER-leh-ment

Sentence: Whenever Sally was hit with negative emotions from her interactions with her mother, which was a very frequent occurrence, she would transferlament, laying all her tears and woes on her boyfriend Frankie.

Etymology: Bland of 'transfer' (to shift something or someone from one place to another) and 'lament' (to feel, show, or express grief, sorrow, or regret)

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Asscakes

Created by: delayette

Pronunciation: ass-kayke

Sentence: Johnny got mad at his girlfriend and decided to asscake me with his problems

Etymology: asscake-to dump emotional sappy crap onto another.

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Procrastagonize

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: Procrastinate + Antagonize

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Emotiredirection

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: e-moti-redirection

Sentence: I've been a bit emotiredirectional lately

Etymology: emotion redirection

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Premoject

sleep

Created by: sleep

Pronunciation: pree-moe-ject

Sentence: She premojected her emotional baggage on me like last week's cole slaw.

Etymology: project + emo

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Last week's cole slaw? Sounds like premojectile vomiting... Scarey girl! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:12:00

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Catkick

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: CAHT-kik

Sentence: Don't catkick me just because you had a shitty day at the amusement park.

Etymology: from the age old tale of the person who gets shit on at work and comes home and kicks the cat.

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Comments:

Carole - 2007-01-02: 22:55:00
Good one Peta, yours has the same meaning as mine. Emotedump.

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