Verboticisms

Created by: jpmikkers

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Etymology: People that are addicted to making and reading useless mails.

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Created by: Mandalay

Pronunciation: iTard. As in iPod.

Sentence: You are such an iTard, completely useless without technology.

Etymology: iPods, iPhones, iBooks. The Apple range of portable technology. Tard is slang for retard or someone with retardation in my area.

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Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: social-electrouno

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Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: de-pose-e-ate

Sentence: Billy-bob, a huge deposeate, keeps texting me from upstairs.

Etymology: depend close communicate

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Created by: daniel3k

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Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: deft-mute-izm

Sentence: We don't talk anymore just chat due to his deftmutism.

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ee-mes-ij-ee-ah

Sentence: The fonts that his co worker used made him want to stick pins in his eyes, maybe he was suffering from a bad case of emessagia.

Etymology: a mental disorder characterized by compulsive e-messaging

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Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: TEK-no-sloth

Sentence: A true technosloth, Barry preferred to email his cubicle neighbor about whether he'd attend today's meeting, rather than respond directly.

Etymology: Technology + sloth

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Created by: Ra1111

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Sentence: The only cure for Digitool Syndrome is to strand the person in the wilderness and if they should make it out alive, send them to live with the Amish.

Etymology: Digital/Tool

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Created by: cococo

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Sentence: My team suffers of Autismail

Etymology: Autism + mail

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