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'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Emessagia

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ee-mes-ij-ee-ah

Sentence: The fonts that his co worker used made him want to stick pins in his eyes, maybe he was suffering from a bad case of emessagia.

Etymology: a mental disorder characterized by compulsive e-messaging

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Emaillife

Created by: BobHowell

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Asciphilia

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Ass-key-fill-eya

Sentence: I've managed to impress the girl across from me at the library - I think - though our relationship is purely asciphilic.

Etymology: 'Ascii' - form of digital text or code '-philia' - from the Greek 'to love'

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Imever

Created by: Victoria

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Epistuposis

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation: epi-stu-posis

Sentence: A friend of mine has developed a bad case of epistuposis, I haven't spoke face to face with her for over a month

Etymology: From the latin words epístula and pósitus, meaning e-mail and addict

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Textendance

Created by: rwoodward

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Wannacyber

Created by: alabaster

Pronunciation: Wanna cyber

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Proximailing

Created by: jenorthar

Pronunciation: prox-email-ing

Sentence: Although they were sitting together on the couch, Bob and Jane continued proximailing each other in silence.

Etymology: proximity + emailing

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Jerkmailiac

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: jurk mayl ee ak

Sentence: Sanford is a jerkmailiac

Etymology: jerk + junkmail + insomniac

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Eddicted

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ee-dik-ted

Sentence: Bob was so eddicted that his college professor had to email him with a message that said, "Yes, Bob?" When he raised his hand in class.

Etymology: E: From 'e-mail' ddicted: from 'addicted'

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Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)