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'Did you get my email?'

DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

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Emailadjustment

Created by: adair455

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Cybereliance

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: seye berr rell eye ens

Sentence: His cyberreliance was so bad he would regularly spam himself.

Etymology: cyber reliance

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Electroximate

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: ee-lehk-TRAHKS-sihm-muht

Sentence: Alex vainly carried on an electroximate relationship with the woman in the next cubicle. He did wonder why she never returned his IMs, though he knew she was at her desk.

Etymology: electronic + proximate (nearby)

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Edictomaniac

Created by: daniel3k

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Technosloth

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: TEK-no-sloth

Sentence: A true technosloth, Barry preferred to email his cubicle neighbor about whether he'd attend today's meeting, rather than respond directly.

Etymology: Technology + sloth

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Emessagia

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ee-mes-ij-ee-ah

Sentence: The fonts that his co worker used made him want to stick pins in his eyes, maybe he was suffering from a bad case of emessagia.

Etymology: a mental disorder characterized by compulsive e-messaging

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Freaktronic

Created by: ironnie

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Etymology: freak + electronic

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Ependent

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: e-pen-dent

Sentence: Adam is completely ependent. He even sends text messages to his girlfriend while they are making out.

Etymology: Electronic (abbreviated as 'E') - dependent (may be varied to -dant for the British)

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Emailosis

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: E-mail-o-sis

Sentence: He emailed her when she was 3 feet away! He has a bad case of Emailosis.

Etymology: Combination of Email and psychosis.

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Spamoholics

Created by: jpmikkers

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Etymology: People that are addicted to making and reading useless mails.

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Comments:

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 17:02:00
click on stewhawk and check the etymology of the word. it only makes sense

jadakiss98682 - 2007-08-29: 18:01:00
stewhawk = stephen hawking awesome :)