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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Honeydrone
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: hon-ee-drone
Sentence: It was like a perfect honeydrone for Robert and Alice. He cleaned the toilets. She washed the tub. Naked of course!
Etymology: honeymoon + drone
Spouseboy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: spous/boy
Sentence: As the marriage evolved he was groomed by his wife to be the perfect spouseboy.
Etymology: spouse + houseboy
Husbreaking
Created by: megachan
Pronunciation: Huhs-brake-ing
Sentence: Once Milly realized that Joseph was scouring the cracks between the kitchen tiles of his own accord, she knew that his husbreaking was complete. (Alternate tense: Joseph was husbroken.)
Etymology: From "housebreaking" (training others, especially pets, to live in compliance with one's house rules) and "husband" (the male spouse in a marriage relationship)
Menestication
Created by: pixelzoo
Pronunciation: men-es-ti-kay-shin
Sentence: The newly wed's house was spotless, thanks to early menestication.
Etymology: a merge of men and domestication
Hubbymoon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: hub-BEE-moon
Sentence: Blissless Bob quickly found out that being a husband was like any other job - it helps if you obey the boss. Once he accepted this fact, the hubbymoon, for he and Roxy, commenced.
Etymology: Hubby (slang for husband)& moon. Based on honeymoon: the early (usually calm and harmonious) period of a relationship; personal, political or business.
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COMMENTS:
Good word! - Gionuzzo, 2007-08-23: 09:02:00
So perfect, I can't even think of anything else! - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-23: 23:37:00
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Patrimonized
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Since the marriage he is totally patrimonized
Etymology:
Adimaism
Created by: rasumohan
Pronunciation: Adimaizm
Sentence: He enjoys his adimaism period
Etymology: From Tamil
Nueterm
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: new-turm
Sentence: Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography - the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran - A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics - Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics - Starting an argument with one's wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping.
Etymology: nueter, term
Groomestic
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: groom-ess-tik
Sentence: His groomestication abilities had been developed quite favourably but in her opinion she could still clean much more thoroughly than he.
Etymology: groom + domestic
Comments:
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-23: 21:46:00
Absolutely great sentence. "Seatography" and "Taskematics" are gems; "wrathematics" is real "kooh-i-noor stuff. Also good word blend