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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Malewhipedrey

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree

Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.

Etymology: To become whipped into shape.

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Whiparadise

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: whip-paradise

Sentence: whiparadise is what every girl wants and every guy fears.... and is made fun of for when he arrives.

Etymology: whipped man = paradise (for the wife)

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Husbunderthumbery

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Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery

Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery

Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Thumbunderism

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: thum under ism

Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.

Etymology:

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation:

Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Partuled

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed

Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!

Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Domestiphase

Created by: lokiago

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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