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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Captimaid
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid
Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.
Etymology: captivated + maid
Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Domasculate
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late
Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.
Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Huslave
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: huss- lave
Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!
Etymology: husband + slave
Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
