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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Whiplysium

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um

Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.

Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Domestepoch

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch

Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.

Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Blisspecked

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: bliss - pecked

Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.

Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.

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limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Malewhipedrey

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree

Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.

Etymology: To become whipped into shape.

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Partuled

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed

Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!

Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled

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