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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Huslave

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: huss- lave

Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!

Etymology: husband + slave

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Domestibliss

Created by: Stump

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Gleeticated

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted

Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.

Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control

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Spousebroken

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken

Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)

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COMMENTS:

Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00

Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Implausibeau

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: imp laws ee bow

Sentence: colin was never ever going to make it as an implausibeau.

Etymology: from the completely implausable situation of a man becoming completely domesticated. It takes all the fun out of a relationship. Oh and from Beau, French for partner.

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COMMENTS:

highwireart Truly charming. - highwireart, 2006-12-28: 16:57:00

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Emascrimony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee

Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.

Etymology: emasculate, matrimony

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COMMENTS:

Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00

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Domestidaze

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: domesti-daze

Sentence: It took a year for the couple to read domestidaze.

Etymology: from domesticate and daze

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Whiplysium

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um

Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.

Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"

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Housewhipped

Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: Obvious enough.

Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"

Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.

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Blisatame

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame

Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.

Etymology: bliss+tame

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Eraticulopture

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure

Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.

Etymology: American

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Demanate

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dee-man-ate

Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.

Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Slavaging

Created by: taftouf

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Wedjugation

limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Captivacation

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun

Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.

Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)

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Whipticated

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated

Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.

Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.

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Malectomy

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee

Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.

Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.

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Underthethumbitis

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.

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Loviage

Created by: hanne

Pronunciation: lo-vi-age

Sentence: when we were in the loviage, my husband even putted down the seat of the toilet after peeing.

Etymology: love + marriage

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a true sign of domestication... - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:43:00

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Partuled

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed

Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!

Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled

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Endearage

Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge

Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.

Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)

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Mandocility

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty

Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.

Etymology: man + docile

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COMMENTS:

chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00

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Hubbymoon

Created by: bghicks

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Manimprovement

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: man inprovement

Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.

Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.

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Labatromony

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"

Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!

Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony

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Homilization

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: hom e le zation

Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!

Etymology: home + ization

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Captimaid

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid

Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.

Etymology: captivated + maid

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Thumbunderism

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: thum under ism

Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.

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Blissectomy

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee

Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.

Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.

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COMMENTS:

Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00

Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Eblissculation

Created by: dwingillinois

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Mantameony

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Man-tae-mony

Sentence: Laura knew that they had entered mantameony when Bob offered to do the laundry so she could relax.

Etymology: Man+Tame+Matrimony

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Itwontlast

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: it-won't-last

Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.

Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.

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Emascelation

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun

Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.

Etymology: emasculation, elation

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Whiparadise

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: whip-paradise

Sentence: whiparadise is what every girl wants and every guy fears.... and is made fun of for when he arrives.

Etymology: whipped man = paradise (for the wife)

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

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Nolongrfun

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: no - longer - fun

Sentence: She trained him to become nolongrfun

Etymology: no longer fun

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Servicetime

Created by: ahwinters

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Mantrainery

Created by: IanArcher

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Groomservice

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss

Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice

Etymology: groom, room service

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Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00

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Huzbliss

highwireart

Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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Domimate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: dom-i-mate

Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.

Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse

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Domesticastration

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun

Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.

Etymology: From domestication and castration

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Domasculate

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late

Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.

Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.

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Homesend

suzanna07

Created by: suzanna07

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Chortledom

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum

Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).

Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.

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Whiplory

Created by: camel

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Honeydoom

acebone

Created by: acebone

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Domesticastrate

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate

Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!

Etymology: domesticate+castrate

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Pussywhipped

Created by: redrockmullet

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Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!

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Femifantasia

Created by: Fenners

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Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Blisspecked

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: bliss - pecked

Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.

Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.

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Husbunderthumbery

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery

Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery

Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery

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Domestiphase

Created by: lokiago

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Subservaissance

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/

Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.

Etymology: subserviant + renaissance

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Mistermoment

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: mis-ter-mahm-ent

Sentence: When Alice's husband insisted that he clean the dishes, she knew that he had reached his mistermoment.

Etymology: From the phrase 'Mister Mom' and the word 'moment'.

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Honeymoo

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo

Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.

Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo

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Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00

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Domestepoch

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch

Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.

Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.

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Adaptage

Created by: fashionista

Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age

Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.

Etymology: Adapt + Age

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Husbandreary

Created by: mloewnau2

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Malewhipedrey

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree

Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.

Etymology: To become whipped into shape.

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Blokeyoked

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blok/yokd

Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.

Etymology: bloke + yoked

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