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'Who's this? A facebook friend.'

DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Cyberphilanderer

Created by: SnatchRaffle

Pronunciation: sigh-ber-fill-an-dur-er

Sentence: Steve! Are you on craigslist again? I knew you were a cyberphilanderer. What does her web browser have that I don't?

Etymology: Cyber(space) + philanderer = cyberphilanderer

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Enamorage

Created by: renzeb

Pronunciation: Ee-na-mohr-ij

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Etymology: Enamor + Rage

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Flirtual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: Flur-tu-al

Sentence: Miss Slimmy Websurfer was such a flurtual person. Poor Mr. Bonehead Websurfer had no idea how many hours she spent online chatting up other guys.

Etymology: Flirt- To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures. Part of "Virtual"- Simulated, or carried on by means of a computer or computer network: virtual conversations in a chatroom.

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Woebegonorrhea

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: woe/begone/or/ea

Sentence: He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic

Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea

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COMMENTS:

petaj It's a cruel world. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 08:44:00

He never should have hooked up with SyPhillis. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 09:11:00

petaj Nor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna Vanosis - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:42:00

I think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagious - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 12:34:00

dinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she'd made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peas - rikboyee, 2007-06-01: 18:48:00

petaj No doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 21:50:00

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Laptopdancer

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lap top dan ser

Sentence: Since she spent more guilty hours online with "Raoul" than she did with her real-life lover, Fidel, Rhonda was considered a laptopdancer.

Etymology: Laptop (portable, wireless computer, small enough to fit in your lap) & Lap Dancer (a scantily dressed/naked person who dances erotically for individual members of the audience)

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Facenooky

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: fāsnoŏkē

Sentence: Carlos is completely faithful to his wife but when she is away on business he can*t resist getting a little facenooky. He makes a point of keeping his privacy settings buttoned up tighter than a nun*s habit. His wife doesn*t even know he has an account.

Etymology: facebook (a social networking website) + nooky (sexual activity or intercourse)

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Cheatatrophy

Created by: franticff

Pronunciation: cheet-A-tro-fee

Sentence: Feist suffered a cheatatrophy late last night while stalkbooking her lover.

Etymology: of French escheoir "befall by chance, happen, devolve," atrophia from Greek,"a wasting away, a waste of time!"

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Cuckoolduphoria

Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: kuk-ohld-u-fore-eea

Sentence: As Hilary watched bill leave for the office with a box of havan's finest the old familiar cuckooluphoria rose in her belly.

Etymology: cuckold - the victim of sexual betrayal by a spourse. euphoria - an intense emotional feeling, usually postitive.

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Hillilarious! - wordmeister, 2007-06-01: 14:05:00

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Monogocidal

Created by: Katisms1

Pronunciation: Mon-AWG-oh-side-ull

Sentence: On hearing news of his infidelity, her immediate response was swift and monogocidal.

Etymology: Monogomy + homocide: The murder of a monogomous relationship.

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COMMENTS:

The death of a monogamous relationship, or the death *following* a monogamous relationship! Nice wordplay. - mplsbohemian, 2007-06-03: 13:29:00

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Desoulashun

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: des/sohl/a/shun

Sentence: When he caught Jenny with Robbie, complete and utter desoulashun overtook him.

Etymology: desolation + soulmate + shun

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COMMENTS:

petaj Until he turned to Vicky for consoulation - petaj, 2007-06-01: 08:42:00

Vicky, that soultry nixhim! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:47:00

He was probably just looking for some soulass - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 09:04:00

petaj or maybe more ass than soul - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:09:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 01:51:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:48:00
Clayton, this definition has prompted some inspired commenting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 12:02:00
Yes! You guys are so funny, I can hardly wait to read the book. ~ James

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:56:00
Heh. It seems like we've all been there. Fortunately, it's been several years for me.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-06-01: 14:24:00
I have made a couple of changes today. First, I have changed the way the Verboticisms are displayed so that now it shows the words from every Verbroom. I have also added a "Show All" link which lists all the verboticims of the day on a single page! Secondly I have added a comment tracking system so you can track all your conversations. If these changes cause a problem, let me know! ~ James

petaj petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:42:00
Thank you for the show all. I was thinking about the "tag cloud" idea. It would work well on the author pages, where the weighting for each word could be displayed by relative size of font. Then we could check out our best scoring words, and it wouldn't interfere with voting. Tracking conversations is a neat idea too. Are all the comments from every word in the one "track" or would we have to track each one individuall?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-28: 00:16:00
Today's definition was suggested by Clayton. Thank you Clayton. ~ James