Verboticisms

Created by: katinto

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Created by: Clayton

Pronunciation: dis-FYOOR-ee-EY-shuhn

Sentence: Gerald could not contain his dysphuriation, which was clearly harder on him than either Janet or Carl, the landscaper.

Etymology: dysphoria + infuriation

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Janet was into whoreticulture. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:55:00

Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:03:00

Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 09:19:00

sounds like a thHorny problem - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 12:30:00

Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 13:54:00

Damn, "rose" had already been used. I'll try again. It wasn't the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 14:05:00

Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn't been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 15:35:00

Whereas Janet's gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl's horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He'd rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade. - Clayton, 2007-06-01: 18:35:00

too funny - I'm splitpeaing myself with laughter!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 20:10:00

Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us. - petaj, 2007-06-02: 23:34:00

Ha ha! LOVE it! - Clayton, 2007-06-04: 06:18:00

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Created by: cjdoyle

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Created by: Trystera

Pronunciation: in-fih-DELL-ih-TAHN-trum

Sentence: When Allen came home early, only to walk in on his wife with his best friend, there was no escaping his infidelitantrum, nor the accompanying .44 rounds.

Etymology: infidelity + tantrum, with Latinate pronunciation pattern (because it sounds better that way)

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Created by: franticff

Pronunciation: cheet-A-tro-fee

Sentence: Feist suffered a cheatatrophy late last night while stalkbooking her lover.

Etymology: of French escheoir "befall by chance, happen, devolve," atrophia from Greek,"a wasting away, a waste of time!"

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Created by: nbsalomon

Pronunciation: chee-tah-spawn-sss

Sentence: Carl's cheatesponse to Carol's affair with Michael AND Thomas made Carol feel bad.

Etymology: cheat and response

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Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: kuk old dis per

Sentence: Cuckoldispair seized his heart as he thrashed about the city; he was sure the downpour smelled like blood. Perhaps if he'd waited just a few more minutes...

Etymology: Cuckold + dispair

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You have my admiration for tackling this awkward word. - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:54:00

thanks, i try. - jadenguy, 2007-06-01: 10:15:00

I found it very tough today as well - this word really sums it up nicely - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 11:53:00

maybe you should have tried adultergate again? - jadenguy, 2007-06-01: 14:35:00

or maybe roderage - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-01: 15:16:00

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Created by: sstarr99

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Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: ess-o-FIS-tin-feyz

Sentence: The extirpatingly asphyxiating and incalculably discombobulating esophistinfaiz exacerbated me and motivated me to thrust a lolloping cogency into the rendezvousing Brutuses. In short... I punched them.

Etymology: S.O.P [Standard Operating Procedure] a prescribed procedure to be followed routinely XD + an evolution of the phrase "fist in face" + esophagus, a possible fist target [yeah, it could be]

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Whew! Glad you summed up that sentence. You lost me at extir... Quite creative! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-01: 08:59:00

I thought it may have been the response of a philosopher in Morroco (sophist in Faiz) - petaj, 2007-06-01: 09:38:00

thanks. though i could've sworn i read one of Aesop's fables when I conjured up that word (Aesop is in the Faiz)... *sigh* and that was just another corny joke, courtesy of ohwtepph. - ohwtepph, 2007-06-01: 09:58:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lap top dan ser

Sentence: Since she spent more guilty hours online with "Raoul" than she did with her real-life lover, Fidel, Rhonda was considered a laptopdancer.

Etymology: Laptop (portable, wireless computer, small enough to fit in your lap) & Lap Dancer (a scantily dressed/naked person who dances erotically for individual members of the audience)

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