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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
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Prefurred
Created by: readerwriter
Pronunciation: pree-fuhrrd
Sentence: "Who is my Little Man?" the master always asked and then answered, "I am...I'm your Little Man." The L.M. knew it wasn't the dog who had to live outside. He, the Little Man, knew he was prefurred. Who else had people talking for him? Who else got to sleep on every couch and bed in a stream of sunshine throughout every day? Who else got to lick clean every bowl of yoghurt or ice cream? Who else got his ears and neck rubbed until his eyes rolled back in his head? Who else got to manipulate (manipawlate?) to shreds with impunity (impawnity?) every soft coverlet and carpet in the house? No one else--no one, but The Little Man...that's who!
Etymology: Using PREFERRED, meaning to be favored + FUR, meaning an animal skin, hair
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COMMENTS:
You gave us great paws for laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:22:00
Just fur laughs... - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:21:00
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Labradoh
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: lab rad oh
Sentence: the only difference between Fifi and her darling labradoh was that only one of them was a natural blonde
Etymology: labrador doh
Dumbesticated
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: dum est ik ay ted
Sentence: Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally.
Etymology: domesticated, dumb
Pollycoddle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: pol lee kod del
Sentence: When Old Lady Harris finally passed on from Shaker's Acres to the Great Beyond, the only thing she left her niece, Bethany, was her beloved, Hyacinth Macaw parrot, Polly. Polly could talk, incessantly, as it turns out and demanded all Bethany's attention. It turns out,too, her aunt had treated Polly like a baby and as a result she had been able to pollycoddle the raucous bird and spoil her rotten. When Polly did not get her way she screached and swore loudly. "Oh well," thought Bethany, "at least she also left me a few bucks to buy food and supplies for the bird". It was with horror then that Bethany read that parrots like Polly lived to the age of one hundred!
Etymology: Polly (popular name for a pet parrot) & Mollycoddle (a pampered darling;treat with excessive indulgence)
Adorabubble
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ədôrəbəbəl
Sentence: Katie's cats, Fatty McButterpants and Furbucket are adorabubble. Fatty's greatest talent is to roll over on his fatback and purr when his ample belly is scratched. Fur will sing for her supper and she sings often. If breathing were a conscience effort, they would both be long gone.
Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + bubble (an air- or gas-filled spherical cavity in a liquid or a solidified liquid such as glass or amber)
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COMMENTS:
Very adorable names & a great word. - splendiction, 2009-04-23: 16:45:00
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Alluraypetdumb
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Al-lure-ay-pet-dumb
Sentence: Pepper would meow and scratch on the door with excitement as if she couldn't wait to see Kay come in the door! So,Kay would rush as fast as she could to open the door coming in from work.(Kay would often think awwww Pepper missed me!) Kay reached down to pet Pepper...saying," awwww, you missed me lil Pepper!" Then...Pepper would let out a hiss and swat Kay's hand away and dart off as fast as she could running and skidding sideways across the wooden floors to go hide for hours!(Pepper was no where to be found) Kay sat down for a while then unpacked from her travels,then finally went to take a relaxing warm bubble bath. Pepper slowly came creeping up to Kay like nothing had happened. Pepper lovingly purred as she looked up so sweetly at Kay with her soft blue eyes...Kay reached out to pet her then Pepper raced off again to the kitchen to go sit at her food bowl meowing loudly! Kay toweled off and went to the kitchen to see the adorable "alluraypetdumb" expression of Pepper glaring up at her until Kay fed her! Kay went through this same treatment every time she came in from work and Pepper kept up with her "alluraypetdumb" attitude every single week! "Oh, but Pepper was so cute!" (Kay thought,as she was rolling her eyes and mumbling dumb cat,gosh I love her!)
Etymology: Allure: To entice by charm or attraction. ("e" taken off of allure) A: Used as a function word in speech and writing, a is used before a consonant sound (a pet) or (a human). Pet: A pampered or usually a spoiled as child or a person who is treated with unusual kindness or consideration a darling... Or a domesticated animal kept for pleasure rather than utility. Dumb: Lacking intelligence or appearing to be not very bright.
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COMMENTS:
Splendid "eto", lady. :) - metrohumanx, 2009-04-28: 01:05:00
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Scrumpy
Created by: clevercommentary
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Look at that scrumpy feline!
Etymology:
Rolypolly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roh-lee-po-lee
Sentence: "Polly wants a cracker", a phrase repeated and reacted upon so many times that Polly is a rolypolly.
Etymology: rolly-poly (short and plumply round, as a person or a young anima) polly (a tame parrot)

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James