Verboticisms

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: oss-MO-kiss

Sentence: The ciggarette butts dissappeared as if through the process of ossmokis.

Etymology: From "Osmosis" and "Smoke"

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: inn-sig-err-ate

Sentence: Thank goodness for incigerating cigarettes, she thought, now only if they could invent something to make the black sludge in her lungs disappear.

Etymology: incinerate + cig

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Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Stik-flik-king

Sentence: Bobby and his buddies had a great time fishing at the lake, but when they got home, they discovered every fish they caught contained several cigarette butts, which made them yet again victims of inconsiderate stickflicking.

Etymology: Stick (cigarette) + flicking (launching a burning cigarette nub from an open car window, boat deck, observation tower, etc...)

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COMMENTS:

now I understand my aversion to smoked salmon - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-30: 11:20:00

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Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: but-butt-go

Sentence: Butbuttgo is a myth that can easily be disproven with a shovel outside any non-smoking restaurant's front door.

Etymology: "But, the butt (somehow) goes (away)."

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: oz-mohk-sis

Sentence: Thank goodness for osmoksis, otherwise the streets and beaches would be littered with cigarette butts.

Etymology: osmosis, smoke

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Created by: furiousangel85

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Created by: bigk3452

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Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: drag/gone

Sentence: One of the marvels of modern science is the development of the draggone, a cigarette that disappears as soon as the butt is dropped.

Etymology: drag + gone

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ab/ruh/kuh/da/but

Sentence: After his last drag, he flicked his smoke, said abracadabutt and it was gone for good.

Etymology: abracadabra + butt

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COMMENTS:

A little presticigitation hey! - petaj, 2007-07-30: 03:23:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: marl-bo-rot

Sentence: Marlborot is a natural process resulting in a painful death after years of hacking coughs, and chest pains. Unfortunately sufferers of Marlborot also commonly experience a lack of oxygen to the brain. This in turn has resulted in a strange group faith that marlborot is actually the natural biodegradation of cigarette butts.

Etymology: Marlboro (brand of ciggies - Yul said "Don't smoke, whatever you do, just don't smoke") + rot (decomposition)

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