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'What's that smell? It's ruining my coffee.'

DEFINITION: To habitually blame others for problems, which you not only created, but also helped to foster and develop.

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Remdraint

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Rem - Dranet

Sentence: James always remdraints because he is insecure and is scared to make mistakes.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Silentfartosis

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The smell was unbearable. As his wife looked at him accusingly, he glanced at the dog. Silentfartosis was written all over his face.

Etymology:

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Dumple

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: dum-pl

Sentence: I can't think of a sentence so I am going to dumple it on bjorn.

Etymology: a variation on dump

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Flarting

Created by: skelk

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Stinkerise

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: stinker-eyes

Sentence: Janet's ability to stinkerise a small problem into something of Gorgonzolan proportions, whilst she walked away smelling of roses, was legendary.

Etymology: stinker + ise (suffix; to create)

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Chronitician

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: kron/i/tish/uhn

Sentence: She is a skilled chronitician at moving to safe areas in difficult situations.

Etymology: chronic + politican

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Fartaside

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: fart-aside

Sentence: We can use the testimony in court of someone who was caught fartasiding.

Etymology: fart and aside

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Asscapism

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ass kayp' ism

Sentence: Bob's attempt at asscapism backfired when he tried to blame the smell on the dogs, before remembering that his wife got the pets in the divorce.

Etymology: ass + escapism

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Blamegamer

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: blame/game/er

Sentence: She had to admit that her bitchy "blamegamer" tactics had boomeranged more often than she would have liked.

Etymology: blame + gamer

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Instashadigator

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: insta-shada-gAtor

Sentence: Whenever there was trouble going on I knew, that i only needed to talk to the lead instashadagator, Caroline to find out what happened, and get to the root.

Etymology: instigate + shady

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Comments:

Kevcom2007 - 2006-12-07: 07:14:00
You guys should try the morning, you get all the perks of having no words all ready made by other users... It's pretty cool.

wordmeister - 2006-12-07: 09:17:00
Looking at the words you guys create, it obvious that the early bird gets the turd -- I mean word. But the rest of us have to drink coffee...

chris - 2006-12-07: 15:10:00
...good word, babel

babel - 2006-12-07: 15:56:00
I'm lucky - GMT+0 here...