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'What's that smell? It's ruining my coffee.'

DEFINITION: To habitually blame others for problems, which you not only created, but also helped to foster and develop.

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Hyperblamism

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: Hi-per-blam-ism

Sentence: While the two women argured over the subject, Kris sat there and watched the the destruction that she created.

Etymology: A condition which the victim blames others for difficulties created by themselves.

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Asscapism

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ass kayp' ism

Sentence: Bob's attempt at asscapism backfired when he tried to blame the smell on the dogs, before remembering that his wife got the pets in the divorce.

Etymology: ass + escapism

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Accyous

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: ak-YOOZ

Sentence: Bob is always accyousing everybody for his own bung.

Etymology: accuse + yous (false plural of "you")

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Sincrimination

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: sin-crim-in-eh-shun

Sentence: One of Jeff's favourite sincriminations involved three of his best friends and a bottle of tequila.

Etymology: sin + incrimination

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Farthaway

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Far-th-a-way

Sentence: I was would be into deep doo if I did'nt farthaway.

Etymology: Farth+away

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Stinkerise

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: stinker-eyes

Sentence: Janet's ability to stinkerise a small problem into something of Gorgonzolan proportions, whilst she walked away smelling of roses, was legendary.

Etymology: stinker + ise (suffix; to create)

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Blamemaker

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: blame-make-er

Sentence: Judy was a blamemaker, she was always causing problems and blaming others for them.

Etymology: blame + maker

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Dramaqueen

Created by: Coolfool

Pronunciation: Drama + Queen. I've been using it as one word for years, just like "those f***ingironworkers".

Sentence: I don"t care to be anywhere near that bunch of dramaqueens, so I think I'll stay home and work on some chores.

Etymology: Drama, as in high drama, an act. If there isn't a problem to go apoplectic about, they'll create one. Queen for Royaly, the world revolves around them.

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Fartaside

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: fart-aside

Sentence: We can use the testimony in court of someone who was caught fartasiding.

Etymology: fart and aside

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Prickalate

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Prick - a - late

Sentence: Rick, my boyfriend, feels he must prickalate to save face.

Etymology: Prick - to be a

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Comments:

Kevcom2007 - 2006-12-07: 07:14:00
You guys should try the morning, you get all the perks of having no words all ready made by other users... It's pretty cool.

wordmeister - 2006-12-07: 09:17:00
Looking at the words you guys create, it obvious that the early bird gets the turd -- I mean word. But the rest of us have to drink coffee...

chris - 2006-12-07: 15:10:00
...good word, babel

babel - 2006-12-07: 15:56:00
I'm lucky - GMT+0 here...