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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Melovemelongtimist
Created by: noztril
Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist
Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.
Etymology: me love you long time GI
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Absutean
Created by: tgeorge
Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n
Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.
Etymology:
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Egoitall
Created by: stevo
Pronunciation: ego-it-all
Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.
Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Arrofizzlegant
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: ar-oh-fiz-uhl-guhnt
Sentence: Kip didn't get why his smooth moves failed to work on the ladies. He was decked out in his favorite attire, the pink & lime green plaid slacks and the mustard colored polyester turtleneck equipped with arm pit stains which he typically sported in mid-July, was a perennial favorite at the bus station. Perhaps he was turning into an arrofizzlegant like his dad.
Etymology: arrogant + fizzle
Egotryst
Created by: tarnmoor
Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST
Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.
Etymology: Ego and Tryst
Fratego
Created by: bonus
Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go
Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!
Etymology: fraternity + ego
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!