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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
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Flirtagonist
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist
Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.
Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')
Obliscuous
Created by: brokentrain
Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us
Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous
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Egotryst
Created by: tarnmoor
Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST
Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.
Etymology: Ego and Tryst
Losargant
Created by: Riddles81
Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent
Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.
Etymology: Loser + Arrogant
Egolitarian
Created by: haldean
Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN
Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!
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Optimissed
Created by: MrDave2176
Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist
Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.
Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)
Narsexist
Created by: woofmaster
Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".
Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.
Etymology: narcissism + sexist
Egoitall
Created by: stevo
Pronunciation: ego-it-all
Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.
Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!