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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Obblibcky

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Melovemelongtimist

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist

Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.

Etymology: me love you long time GI

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Conceitard

Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

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Beguillenot

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Argshooter

espsycho

Created by: espsycho

Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter

Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!