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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Overconfidolt

Created by: plan9

Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt

Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.

Etymology: overconfident+dolt

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Narsexist

Created by: woofmaster

Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".

Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.

Etymology: narcissism + sexist

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Confidont

Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt

Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.

Etymology: confident + don't (do not)

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Pratdigal

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Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.

Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.

Etymology: Prat + prodigal

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Flirtagonist

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist

Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.

Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')

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Cockadoodledont

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT

Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.

Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)

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Playgotist

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: play + go + tist

Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Etymology: player + egotist

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Casanovag

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Pettyboy

Created by: Qinamil

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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!