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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Smuggester

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: Smug-jester

Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.

Etymology: Smug + Suggester

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Virgintellectual

Created by: jpmikkers

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Beguillenot

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Playgotist

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: play + go + tist

Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Etymology: player + egotist

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Megotist

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Pompass

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Dishooker

Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation: dis-hooker

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!