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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Waldotomized
Created by: amilcaronline
Pronunciation:
Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.
Etymology:
Egotesticle
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul
Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.
Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")
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COMMENTS:
love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00
I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00
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Pratdigal
Created by: tempest
Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.
Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.
Etymology: Prat + prodigal
Fratego
Created by: bonus
Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go
Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!
Etymology: fraternity + ego
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!