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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Obliviflirt
Created by: apathy42
Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt
Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."
Etymology: Oblivious and flirt
Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Absutean
Created by: tgeorge
Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n
Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.
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Prohounder
Created by: jsb1138
Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er
Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.
Etymology: propound + hound(er)
Egomaniarcissist
Created by: myxodextoxmaybe
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!
Etymology:
Waldotomized
Created by: amilcaronline
Pronunciation:
Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.
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Casanovag
Created by: torpid
Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj
Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.
Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!