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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Cockadoodledont
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT
Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.
Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)
Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Conceitard
Created by: jdecker21
Pronunciation: con-see-tard
Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."
Etymology: conceited + retard
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
Overweejection
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Oh - ver - WE - jek - shun
Sentence: Overweejection didn't discourage Tom from trying to get a simuldate with the Alpha Delta Pis. When his mass-eVite was ignored, he had a pallet of chocolates delivered to the house. The results were not what he had hoped however, as they all broke out and refused to go out in public for the next week.
Etymology: overweening + rejection
Pratdigal
Created by: tempest
Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.
Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.
Etymology: Prat + prodigal
Narsexist
Created by: woofmaster
Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".
Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.
Etymology: narcissism + sexist
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!