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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
Verboticisms
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Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Poppinay
Created by: thesteviest
Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay
Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.
Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay
Argshooter
Created by: espsycho
Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter
Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."
Etymology:
Conceitard
Created by: jdecker21
Pronunciation: con-see-tard
Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."
Etymology: conceited + retard
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Egotesticle
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul
Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.
Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")
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COMMENTS:
love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00
I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00
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Egotryst
Created by: tarnmoor
Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST
Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.
Etymology: Ego and Tryst
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!