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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Prohounder

Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Obliscuous

Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

Pronunciation:

Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Concenovambivalent

Created by: alabaster

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.

Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent

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Conceitard

Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Sparrogant

CitizenKeen

Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Egolitarian

haldean

Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Optimissed

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!