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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Pompidian

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean

Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.

Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot

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Pompool

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Overconfidolt

Created by: plan9

Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt

Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.

Etymology: overconfident+dolt

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Pickock

Created by: faithlessphil

Pronunciation: Pik-kok

Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.

Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.

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Obliscuous

Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

Etymology:

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Blahblivious

Created by: barabajagal

Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us

Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.

Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings

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COMMENTS:

Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00

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Pratdigal

tempest

Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.

Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.

Etymology: Prat + prodigal

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Losargant

Created by: Riddles81

Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent

Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.

Etymology: Loser + Arrogant

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Obblibcky

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Casadodo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!