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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Overweejection
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Oh - ver - WE - jek - shun
Sentence: Overweejection didn't discourage Tom from trying to get a simuldate with the Alpha Delta Pis. When his mass-eVite was ignored, he had a pallet of chocolates delivered to the house. The results were not what he had hoped however, as they all broke out and refused to go out in public for the next week.
Etymology: overweening + rejection
Conceitard
Created by: jdecker21
Pronunciation: con-see-tard
Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."
Etymology: conceited + retard
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Sparrogant
Created by: CitizenKeen
Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant
Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.
Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.
Playgotist
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: play + go + tist
Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."
Etymology: player + egotist
Confidont
Created by: Tesher
Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt
Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.
Etymology: confident + don't (do not)
Pickuptardist
Created by: Czechxican
Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist
Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist
Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard
Cockadoodledont
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT
Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.
Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)
Peaflop
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pee-flop
Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Etymology: peacock, flop
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!