Verboticisms

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ar-oh-fiz-uhl-guhnt

Sentence: Kip didn't get why his smooth moves failed to work on the ladies. He was decked out in his favorite attire, the pink & lime green plaid slacks and the mustard colored polyester turtleneck equipped with arm pit stains which he typically sported in mid-July, was a perennial favorite at the bus station. Perhaps he was turning into an arrofizzlegant like his dad.

Etymology: arrogant + fizzle

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Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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Created by: Riddles81

Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent

Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.

Etymology: Loser + Arrogant

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Created by: stevo

Pronunciation: ego-it-all

Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.

Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all

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Created by: myxodextoxmaybe

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Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!

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Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: Smug-jester

Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.

Etymology: Smug + Suggester

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Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt

Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.

Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)

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Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt

Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."

Etymology: Oblivious and flirt

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