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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Megotist

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Melovemelongtimist

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist

Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.

Etymology: me love you long time GI

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Cockadoodledont

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT

Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.

Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)

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Pickuptardist

Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

Pronunciation:

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Casadodo

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Egotesticle

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul

Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.

Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")

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COMMENTS:

love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00

I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00

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Conceitard

Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Waldotomized

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Created by: amilcaronline

Pronunciation:

Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.

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Egoitall

Created by: stevo

Pronunciation: ego-it-all

Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.

Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!