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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Glomper
Created by: AetasSerenus
Pronunciation:
Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.
Etymology:
Pompidian
Created by: marnee4nothin
Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean
Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.
Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot
Fratego
Created by: bonus
Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go
Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!
Etymology: fraternity + ego
Pompool
Created by: skepsis
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.
Etymology: pompous and fool
Obblibcky
Created by: leeannhamers
Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee
Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky
Etymology: obblivous and cocky
Concenovambivalent
Created by: alabaster
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.
Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent
Smuggester
Created by: joelb
Pronunciation: Smug-jester
Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.
Etymology: Smug + Suggester
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!