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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Overconfidolt

Created by: plan9

Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt

Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.

Etymology: overconfident+dolt

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Glomper

Created by: AetasSerenus

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Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Pompidian

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean

Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.

Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot

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Fratego

Created by: bonus

Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go

Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!

Etymology: fraternity + ego

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Pickupschmuck

Created by: jvanloon

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Pompool

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

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Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Obblibcky

Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Concenovambivalent

Created by: alabaster

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Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.

Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent

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Smuggester

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Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: Smug-jester

Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.

Etymology: Smug + Suggester

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!