Verboticisms

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Created by: thesteviest

Pronunciation: POP-pi-nay

Sentence: That poppinay gets way too dressed up just to come down here and get turned down all the time.

Etymology: Poppinjay and Nay

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Created by: AetasSerenus

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Sentence: You behaved like a real glomper yesterday.

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Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist

Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.

Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')

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Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation: dis-hooker

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Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Oh - ver - WE - jek - shun

Sentence: Overweejection didn't discourage Tom from trying to get a simuldate with the Alpha Delta Pis. When his mass-eVite was ignored, he had a pallet of chocolates delivered to the house. The results were not what he had hoped however, as they all broke out and refused to go out in public for the next week.

Etymology: overweening + rejection

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Created by: woofmaster

Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".

Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.

Etymology: narcissism + sexist

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Created by: espsycho

Pronunciation: ARg-shoo-ter

Sentence: After watching Mark tell half the girl in the bar that he'd lost his number and requested theirs, Lisa told Kayla, "Look at him, he's such an argshooter."

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Created by: skepsis

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Sentence: That big pompool was only interested in talking about himself.

Etymology: pompous and fool

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Created by: leeannhamers

Pronunciation: ub-blib-ik-ee

Sentence: this guy kept trying to pick me up hes so ubblibcky

Etymology: obblivous and cocky

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: ar-oh-fiz-uhl-guhnt

Sentence: Kip didn't get why his smooth moves failed to work on the ladies. He was decked out in his favorite attire, the pink & lime green plaid slacks and the mustard colored polyester turtleneck equipped with arm pit stains which he typically sported in mid-July, was a perennial favorite at the bus station. Perhaps he was turning into an arrofizzlegant like his dad.

Etymology: arrogant + fizzle

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Created by: tgeorge

Pronunciation: Ab-soo-tea-n

Sentence: Mark was so absutean that he didn't realize he offended Maggie.

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Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean

Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.

Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot

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Created by: apathy42

Pronunciation: o-BLI-vi-flirt

Sentence: Marcia whispered to Janice, "Uh oh, here comes Steve. He's such an obliviflirt, I'm not sure he'd notice if I kicked him square between the uprights."

Etymology: Oblivious and flirt

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Created by: barabajagal

Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us

Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.

Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings

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Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00

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Created by: Qinamil

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Etymology: Derived by removing the r from "Pretty boy".

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Created by: Czechxican

Pronunciation: Pic-up-tard-ist

Sentence: James just can't figure out why the women don't love his "smooth" lines, but he's such a pickuptardist

Etymology: Pickup-English slang use to hook up with women. Tardist-Popular contraction of retard

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Created by: brokentrain

Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us

Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pee-flop

Sentence: He was handsome and self-assured, but Tom was a peaflop. After his fifth rejection in as many minutes, he vowed to revise his pick-up line of "Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants."

Etymology: peacock, flop

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Created by: JonnyP

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Created by: myxodextoxmaybe

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Sentence: That guy is such an egomaniarcissist that he just walked up to a girl and asked her to have sex with him without even saying hello!

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Created by: Riddles81

Pronunciation: Loss-Are-Gent

Sentence: The "Losargant" guy on the dance floor, wearing 6 tonnes of bling told me I was an A'ight looking sheila and he would make do with me for now.

Etymology: Loser + Arrogant

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Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Created by: tarnmoor

Pronunciation: E-go-TRIST

Sentence: That egotryst is so full of himself that no one wants to date him.

Etymology: Ego and Tryst

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Created by: faithlessphil

Pronunciation: Pik-kok

Sentence: Jack is such a pickock that he hasn't even noticed that the reason he's being shot down is his garlic breath.

Etymology: Derived from the words "Pick" (from Pick up), "Cock," to form an alternative form of "Peacock," a preening, cocksure bird.

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Created by: alabaster

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Sentence: That Concenovambivalent guy at the bar told me I had nice lopsided breasts.

Etymology: Conceited + Casanova + ambivalent

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Created by: Nicked

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Created by: jdecker21

Pronunciation: con-see-tard

Sentence: "He's still hitting on you? What a conceitard."

Etymology: conceited + retard

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Created by: bonus

Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go

Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!

Etymology: fraternity + ego

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Created by: earljw

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Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.

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Created by: plan9

Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt

Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.

Etymology: overconfident+dolt

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Created by: Tesher

Pronunciation: kŏn'fĭ-dōnt

Sentence: Michael is such a confidont that he thinks the girls are rolling their eyes in awe.

Etymology: confident + don't (do not)

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Created by: amilcaronline

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Sentence: look that guy invited my sister to go out for the tentht time. He got totally waldotomized.

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Created by: haldean

Pronunciation: EE'-GO-LIH-TARE-EE-AN

Sentence: That egolitarian jerk had the nerve to ask me where I got my boobs done!

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Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: play + go + tist

Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Etymology: player + egotist

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: kahk-uh-dood-duhl-DOHNT

Sentence: Alex entered the singles bar cocksure, reeking of musk, with the lines he memorised from the book "How To Get Chicks", but he left a cockadoodledont.

Etymology: cocky + cock (rooster, a proud bird) + cock-a-doodle-doo (the crow of a rooster) + don't (the response such a guy gets)

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: strut a jist

Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.

Etymology: strategist, strut

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Created by: stevo

Pronunciation: ego-it-all

Sentence: What an egoitall, he thinks he's god's gift and smarter than everyone else.

Etymology: Egomaniac, know it all

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Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

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Created by: lvinning

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe

Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!

Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.

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Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: ri-pyoo-de-deyt

Sentence: Ken didn't realize he was such repudidater even after every women in the bar faked an illness to get away from him.

Etymology: repudiate - (to reject) date - (a romantic get together)

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Created by: CitizenKeen

Pronunciation: SPAR-o-gant

Sentence: My ex-boyfriend Ricky is a total sparrogant.

Etymology: An arrogant tiny little bird.

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pom/pass

Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.

Etymology: pompous + pass + ass

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Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Created by: jsb1138

Pronunciation: pro-HOUND-er

Sentence: Bill's unrelenting advances proved him a real prohounder.

Etymology: propound + hound(er)

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Created by: jvanloon

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Created by: tempest

Pronunciation: The "td" phenome runs together, leaning more toward the d.

Sentence: Saturday morning, Chad's pratdigal Friday evening was source of much confusion for him, and bemused discussion among his fraternity brothers.

Etymology: Prat + prodigal

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Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist

Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.

Etymology: me love you long time GI

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Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: E-go-tes-tick-ul

Sentence: Bill had an egotesticle reputation with the ladies. His slicked-back hair, the cloud of Old Spice that trailed behind him, and his two-sizes-too-small pants were made even creepier by his tendency to make eye contact only with your chest.

Etymology: egotistical + testicle (inspired by "cocksure")

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love! - remistram, 2007-08-28: 09:28:00

I think I came up with this last time around. - galwaywegian, 2007-08-29: 04:00:00

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Created by: jpmikkers

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Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: Smug-jester

Sentence: The smuggester's face wore a perplexed look when his audience waned.

Etymology: Smug + Suggester

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Created by: Ra1111

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Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.

Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse

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