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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
Verboticisms
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Imposeter
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: im-pose-ter
Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.
Etymology: poser + imposter
Obliviass
Created by: tenunda
Pronunciation: O-BLIH-vee-ass
Sentence: Calvin has no idea that whole group of guys is laughing at his attempts to hit on them; he is an obliviass
Etymology: From oblivious
Cretinova
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kret in over
Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.
Etymology: from cretin and casanova
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COMMENTS:
Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00
good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00
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Lotharino
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: say lothario and just put a little n in it.
Sentence: Luther had no idea he was a lothariNO, but was tired of being shunned despite practising his pick-up lines.
Etymology: lothario (a man who obsessively seduces and deceives women) + No (antonym of yes)
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COMMENTS:
I like the sound of this word. Sounds like one of those 11-year-old boys who can instantly and intentionally get the attention of every woman in the room by saying something "cute," possibly with an affected speech impediment. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:38:00
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Woethario
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: wo-THAR-ee-oh
Sentence: Elmer snickered to himself as he watched Daffy strike out with yet another young lady. "Dat duck is such a wame woethario, eheheheheh"
Etymology: woe (sad) lothario (ladies man)
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COMMENTS:
qwite witerary and wubbly - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:19:00
Excewent! - Osomatic, 2007-02-23: 04:49:00
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Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Amigrate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: am eye grate
Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.
Etymology: am I great & Grating
Cadgrad
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: cad/grad
Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!
Etymology: cad + grad
Peabodybrainnocock
Created by: idonnathepiranha
Pronunciation: pea/body/brain/no/cock'
Sentence: Mr. Peabodybrainnocock just doesn't find his brain power these days.
Etymology:
Flirtard
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: flurr-tard
Sentence: Simon could not understand why women avoided him. Unfortunately he was a complete flirtard and was certain that his sexy t-shirt with the words "My dick is down here" and an arrow printed on the front should have attracted them!
Etymology: to flirt + retard = flirtard
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COMMENTS:
I wasn't going to make a word for my own definition, but when I though of this, I just couldn't hep it ;-) - allwise, 2007-02-22: 02:20:00
Where can I get one of those t-shirts? - Alchemist, 2007-02-22: 04:14:00
maybe on tshirthell.com? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 04:30:00
allwise - I was going to tell you to submit it there! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 06:44:00
can you actually submit suggestions there? - allwise, 2007-02-22: 08:28:00
Yep! You might have to sign up for their monthly newsletter tho. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 09:24:00
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Comments:
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!