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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Loosure
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: loo-sure
Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.
Etymology: looser (loser) + sure
Cadgrad
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: cad/grad
Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!
Etymology: cad + grad
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
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COMMENTS:
good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00
It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00
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Illitermate
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: ill - lit - tur - mate
Sentence: Barnie and Ollie were both illitermate when it came to picking up women. They would express thoughts that were illiterate and sometime offensive to the opposite sex and the wonder why they walked away.
Etymology: illiterate, mate
Amigrate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: am eye grate
Sentence: his continued amigrating led to his ultimate turkey trussing.
Etymology: am I great & Grating
Drewcareyesque
Created by: officespace162
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with
Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line
Obliviass
Created by: tenunda
Pronunciation: O-BLIH-vee-ass
Sentence: Calvin has no idea that whole group of guys is laughing at his attempts to hit on them; he is an obliviass
Etymology: From oblivious
Jockrobbin
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin
Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.
Etymology: something to do with jocks
Cawshun
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn
Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution
Etymology: caution caw shun
Cretinova
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kret in over
Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.
Etymology: from cretin and casanova
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COMMENTS:
Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00
good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!