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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Jockrobbin
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin
Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.
Etymology: something to do with jocks
Sirenoise
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sīrənnoiz
Sentence: John’s favorite bar decided to have a ”lady’s night”. When he stopped by for a quick drink he found the sirenoise to be almost deafening.
Etymology: siren (a woman who is considered to be alluring or fascinating but also dangerous in some way) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)
Lotharino
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: say lothario and just put a little n in it.
Sentence: Luther had no idea he was a lothariNO, but was tired of being shunned despite practising his pick-up lines.
Etymology: lothario (a man who obsessively seduces and deceives women) + No (antonym of yes)
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COMMENTS:
I like the sound of this word. Sounds like one of those 11-year-old boys who can instantly and intentionally get the attention of every woman in the room by saying something "cute," possibly with an affected speech impediment. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:38:00
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Confidiot
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut
Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.
Etymology: Confident + idiot
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COMMENTS:
Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00
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Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Imposeter
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: im-pose-ter
Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.
Etymology: poser + imposter
Drewcareyesque
Created by: officespace162
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I'm tired of these drewcareyesque lines that people come up with
Etymology: i chose drew carey because he had some pretty bad pick-up lines, which is why he was great on who's line
Failmate
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: fail.maite
Sentence: "Whow, I really like your earrings!" - "Failmate!" She didn't even turn around to look at him.
Etymology: like "stalemate". Could also be related to "check mate". Definitely "one who can move no further"
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COMMENTS:
It'a all about that "mating" thing, checked or not... - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:13:00
Yep! despite all attempts at hiding it in clever pick-up lines! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-22: 16:03:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!