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'I may not have the body of a peacock...'

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

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Cockadittamus

Created by: tommyboy

Pronunciation: kok-uh-ditt-uh-muss

Sentence: that jackass is such a cockadittamus. his rap is weak but his perseverance is strong. (like mine was trying to spell perseverance!)

Etymology: latin for river-dick ?

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Abballing

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: ab-ball-ing

Sentence: He had an abballing habit of lifting up his shirt and wiggling his abs at the ladies... Unfortunately his abs were more like flabs, so the ladies averted their eyes, not from lust, but from disgust.

Etymology: appalling with the "p"s turned upside down.. also abs + balling

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Repulsup

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That repulsup's pick up line was terrible!

Etymology: Repulse + pick up= repulsup

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Imposeter

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: im-pose-ter

Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.

Etymology: poser + imposter

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Cretinova

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kret in over

Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.

Etymology: from cretin and casanova

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COMMENTS:

Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00

erasmus good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00

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Chirpatude

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude

Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.

Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner

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Ignodork

Created by: jillmccorkel

Pronunciation: ig-no-dork

Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.

Etymology:

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Casanoway

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: casa/no/way

Sentence: He prided himself on being such a casanova but he was actually a casanoway

Etymology: casanova + no way

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COMMENTS:

that one made me laugh. - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-22: 15:51:00

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Idolt

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: eye-dolt

Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.

Etymology: idol, dolt

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Peacocksure

CharlieB

Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: pee-kok-shore

Sentence: Dan winked at the girl by the bar, adjusting the huge collar on his white satin shirt. He was hot, confident and peacocksure.

Etymology: peacock (brightly coloured bird who displays feathers to attract mate) + sure (confident)

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James

abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!