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'I may not have the body of a peacock...'

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

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Cawshun

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kawww shh unnn

Sentence: most of the birds treated his cawshun with caution

Etymology: caution caw shun

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Bootycaw

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: boo-tee-kaw

Sentence: Ron got his final divorce papers last week so he is officially back in the dating pool. The problem is that he is so out of practice that his pick-up lines sound like they came from a really bad 70's sitcom. Nobody but nobody is answering his bootycaw.

Etymology: booty (any prize or gain) + caw (the harsh, grating cry of the crow, raven, etc.)

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Confidiot

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Con-fidd-e-ut

Sentence: James thought his chat-up line "How about we bust some moves on the dance floor, then I move some bust on YOUR dance floor!" was a guaranteed winner. It won the confidiot two black eyes.

Etymology: Confident + idiot

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COMMENTS:

Rolls off the tongue _just_ right. - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:40:00

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Ignodork

Created by: jillmccorkel

Pronunciation: ig-no-dork

Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.

Etymology:

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Narcilapse

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈnɑɹ.səˌlæps/

Sentence: Johnny Bravo is the ultimate narcilapse. He was disappointed that the word wasn't named after him.

Etymology: From Narcissus + lapse

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COMMENTS:

I just realized how much this sounds like "narcolepsy." - ErWenn, 2007-02-23: 11:37:00

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Cretinova

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kret in over

Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.

Etymology: from cretin and casanova

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COMMENTS:

Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00

erasmus good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00

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Imposeter

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: im-pose-ter

Sentence: The popped collar on the pink polo shirt was a major sign that Ophelia was dealing with an imposeter.

Etymology: poser + imposter

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Jockrobbin

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: jock + rob + bin

Sentence: Clarency was a jockrobbin who really had no idea that he was nothing special.

Etymology: something to do with jocks

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Suavemonkey

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: swahv-mon-key

Sentence: Look at that dude in the polyester pants goin all suavemonkey on that hot girl. Somebody rescue her!

Etymology: Suave + monkey

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Peabodybrainnocock

Created by: idonnathepiranha

Pronunciation: pea/body/brain/no/cock'

Sentence: Mr. Peabodybrainnocock just doesn't find his brain power these days.

Etymology:

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-22: 00:00:01
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James

allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-23: 01:48:00
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-09-16: 09:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James

abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!