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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Verstuper
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: ver-stuper
Sentence: Who know them not, the verstupers!!
Etymology: very stupid person
Pompidolt
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pomp-e-dolt
Sentence: The girls walked by a group of pompidolts who did not understand that their comments about "jugs" and "gams" were not complimentary.
Etymology: pompous + dolt
Sirenoise
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sīrənnoiz
Sentence: John’s favorite bar decided to have a ”lady’s night”. When he stopped by for a quick drink he found the sirenoise to be almost deafening.
Etymology: siren (a woman who is considered to be alluring or fascinating but also dangerous in some way) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)
Crowster
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: cro-stur
Sentence: Reginald is a real crowster, always yammering about how slick and desirable he is and thinking that all the babes are swooning over him, not realizing that they are not swooning but are actually fighting off revulsion.
Etymology: Blend of 'crow' (v. 1.To talk with excessive pride) and rooster (a male bird who is known for 'crowing' daily)
Pompass
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pom/pass
Sentence: Women labeled that self-absorbed and cocksure individual with his lame pick-up lines, as a pompass.
Etymology: pompous + pass + ass
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COMMENTS:
good one! - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 15:15:00
It describes self-absorbed, pick-up lines, and what he really is. Very good! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-22: 18:50:00
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Molestubborn
Created by: FreakyDeak
Pronunciation: Moe-less-tuh-burn
Sentence: That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody.
Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn
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COMMENTS:
he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00
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Repulsup
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: That repulsup's pick up line was terrible!
Etymology: Repulse + pick up= repulsup
Cretinova
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kret in over
Sentence: Frank was a complete cretinova always flirting in the most appalling ways, even pinching the bums of the prettier ladies in the office.
Etymology: from cretin and casanova
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COMMENTS:
Appalling? or Abballing? - wordmeister, 2007-02-23: 02:27:00
good point... - erasmus, 2007-02-23: 04:13:00
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Illitermate
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: ill - lit - tur - mate
Sentence: Barnie and Ollie were both illitermate when it came to picking up women. They would express thoughts that were illiterate and sometime offensive to the opposite sex and the wonder why they walked away.
Etymology: illiterate, mate
Chickmagnot
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: chick-mag-not
Sentence: despite his recent attempts to 'get with it', he remained a chickmagnot
Etymology: chick magnet, not
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COMMENTS:
funny! also sounds like chick maggot - wordmeister, 2007-02-22: 09:56:00
this is great because it even refers to a bird - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-22: 12:24:00
hilarious - Mobelia, 2007-02-23: 14:09:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!