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DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.
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Idolt
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: eye-dolt
Sentence: Carl actually thought that appearing in that commercial for an erectile dysfunction medication would make him an instant hit with the chicks; he was such an idolt.
Etymology: idol, dolt
Chirpatude
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: Chirp-ah-tude
Sentence: Charlie Chirpchipper had a bad case of chirpatude when it came to clucking with the chicks.
Etymology: Chirp; : to make a chirp or a sound resembling a chirp or could be just :to utter with a cheerful liveliness Tude;Shortened for attitude; An organismic state of readiness to respond in a characteristic way to a stimulus (as an object, concept, or situation or chick :) : a negative or hostile state of mind : a cool, cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner
Peabodybrainnocock
Created by: idonnathepiranha
Pronunciation: pea/body/brain/no/cock'
Sentence: Mr. Peabodybrainnocock just doesn't find his brain power these days.
Etymology:
Loosure
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: loo-sure
Sentence: Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest.
Etymology: looser (loser) + sure
Cawligula
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: caw lig yula
Sentence: He was a cawligula and plied his cawrting rituals all over his territory. So in love with himself, he could not understand why the chicks did not reply to his mating cawls. He always gave them a saucy look and holding his wing to his ear would say, "Cawl me".
Etymology: Caligula (debauched Roman Emperor who succeeded Tiberius and whose uncontrolled passions resulted in manifest insanity) & Caw (cry of a crow or other corvine avian)
Meagulat
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: Me-a-goo-lot
Sentence: WHAT A MEAGULAT!!!!!
Etymology: Me-a-Gulat
Cadgrad
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: cad/grad
Sentence: The cadgrad was so sure that his Casanova College diploma, his cocksure character, and his passionate pick-up lines would fetch a frisky feline that he was mortified when they all came to naught!
Etymology: cad + grad
Skeeviewonder
Created by: Javeson1
Pronunciation: Skeevie Wonder
Sentence: Omg, this guy at the bar last night though he was so smooth, but really he was just a Skeevie Wonder
Etymology: Stevie Wonder + Skeevy. I don't think Stevie Wonder is skeevy at all, in fact I'm a huge fan. His name just works though.
Ignodork
Created by: jillmccorkel
Pronunciation: ig-no-dork
Sentence: That ignodork has hit on every woman in here.
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise.
Thank you allwise! ~ James
allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:21:00
You're welcome!
Thanks allwise. And thanks for submitting your word today! Flirtard is perfect. I'd love to get one of your T-shirts. I think it would look good on me... ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by allwise. Thank you allwise. ~ James
abrakadeborah - 2009-09-18: 18:21:00
I enjoyed coming back on here James :) This one was a fun word to make up. Good job Allwise!