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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Crankypanky

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: krankee pankee

Sentence: At the first hint of a randy embrace, Assault Peter, the fully-trained crankypanky hound, formed a snarling canine wedge between Paula and Simon.

Etymology: cranky (annoyed) & hanky panky (intention to take advantage)

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COMMENTS:

I actually laughed out loud at this verboticism!!! Very good!! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:42:00

Simply rhymes are great any times! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:58:00

Would be better if Assault Peter were trained to chase rabbits in the Cranky-hutch! Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:55:00

I love the 'American Idol' theme of your sentence — very apropos. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:44:00

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Superdrooper

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: soup err droup err

Sentence: Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti.

Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you're too young to remember ABBA), droop.

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COMMENTS:

Great etymology ... even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes ... passing times ...your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00

Mama Mia, funny word! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00

Interesting word. Sic em Rex! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00

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Lustbuster

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: lust - bust - ur

Sentence: Denise's mom ran to get the lustbuster when she noticed her daughter's date putting his arm around her. Duke's imposing stature and menacing growl soon cooled things off in the living room.

Etymology: lust (strong sexual attraction/urges)+ buster (someone or something who breaks things up)

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Erogenot

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Ee-rodj-uh-NOT

Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.

Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.

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terrific - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:38:00

Was hoping someone would spin a sentence about 'three is a crowd' and you did it so beautifully showing it still is and always will be. Great words, too. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:23:00

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Fizzure

playdohheart

Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: fiz-ure

Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.

Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure

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COMMENTS:

Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00

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Concupiquell

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: kon/KYOO/pi/kwel

Sentence: Larry's prurient urges were concupiquelled by by the mangy beast.

Etymology: concupiscence + quell

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COMMENTS:

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

Great stuff - OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-07: 04:49:00

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Canoodlepoodle

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: kan oo dil poo dil

Sentence: Miss E.Z Vertue was a sophomore teen who went to Raging Hormone Junior High. Against her parents' wishes, she fell madly in love with a senior from Our Lady of the Gonad High School, called Randy Sooter. When they became inseparable (literally) EZ's father decided to get her the puppy she'd always wanted. The dog was a huge standard-bred French Poodle called Quebec. Quebec was trained to growl and menace any male who came near the daughter. He was a sexgregator, a canoodlepoodle, trained in the fine art of keeping teenagers apart from each other. Yes, Quebec lived for separation!

Etymology: canoodle (fondle or pet affectionately) & poodle (breed of canine)

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Chaperuin

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in

Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.

Etymology: chaperone + ruin

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Slowdowner

contratempo

Created by: contratempo

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Libidno

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: li/beed/no

Sentence: Fang was the ultimate libidno. His jaws were known to crush anything remotely romantic.

Etymology: libido + no

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COMMENTS:

Your choice of no is simple but so powerful ... libido is at the heart of the definition ... a simply great create! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 18:42:00

Fang obviously brooks no pawplay or puppy love! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:19:00

Dang Fang, no Poontang! Nice one Jabber! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:28:00

Could be used as a chant at a feminist rally. Good one! - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:34:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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