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'Of course I'm twenty-one!'

DEFINITION: v. To lie about your age. n. A misrepresentation about your age, usually done in order to appear younger or older.

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Fakged

Created by: chrismduenas

Pronunciation: fact jed

Sentence:

Etymology: fake, aged

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fake, aged - chrismduenas, 2007-05-29: 02:49:00

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Agalien

Created by: suchipatel

Pronunciation: ug-ail-ee-in

Sentence: Her fake ID was an agalien to get into the club.

Etymology: Age - Length of life Alien - Of another "of another age"

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Fiztating

Created by: Brodobaggins

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Mesoperjury

Created by: 718114

Pronunciation: ME-SO-PER-JUR-Y

Sentence: The teenager committed mesoperjury in order to illegally buy beer.

Etymology: Meso: Age Perjury: dishonesty

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Hallucinaging

hooterbug

Created by: hooterbug

Pronunciation: hə-lū'sə-nā'ging

Sentence: Edith was obviously hallucinaging when she thought that by putting blonde hilights in her blue hair she would look 35.

Etymology: Blend of Hallucinate + Age

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love the way you think - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:10:00

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Perjuvenate

Created by: cohenarie

Pronunciation: per-'joo-ven-ate

Sentence: Because she worked in Hollywood, Julie felt constant pressure to perjuvenate - she wasn't ready to become a 'character' actress just yet.

Etymology: perjury + juvenile, with maybe a hint of renovate

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Grandfailanator

Created by: danibriggs

Pronunciation: grand-fail-anator

Sentence: Mitchell's little sister is such a grandfailanator , she makes everyone believe that she is 17 when in reality she's only 14.

Etymology: grand-: great fail-: to deceive nat-: to be born

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Misagery

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age/er/ee

Sentence: Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus.

Etymology: mis + age + ry

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Refrage

Created by: Franneke

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Misgeronte

Created by: EvelynS

Pronunciation: mis-ger-ohnt

Sentence: When my bones ache I am reminded how much of a misgeronte I am.

Etymology: mis- hatred of; geront- old age

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 01:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph! ~ James

texmom - 2007-05-29: 12:16:00
I like it.

Jabberwocky - 2007-05-29: 12:29:00
Is it just coincidental or is Edna Sky's name an anagram for ask deny

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:50:00
Hey Texmom, Thanks for the positive feeback! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:51:00
Dear Jabberwocky, You certainly have a sharp eye for letters! It is accidental anagram. I created the name so she would sound old (edna/enda) and young (sky/kys) at the same time --> enda kys = last kiss. ~ James

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-23: 00:41:00
LOVELY word, misagery...intuitive,impeccable etymology, and unlike my word, mercifully brief.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-10: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph. ~ James