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'Of course I'm twenty-one!'

DEFINITION: v. To lie about your age. n. A misrepresentation about your age, usually done in order to appear younger or older.

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Agelastic

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: uh-je-LAS-tik

Sentence: Although,for Bob, it was no laughing matter, Roxie was truly agelastic: a "1661" one week; a fibteen the next.

Etymology: blend of AGE & ELASTIC: Capable of adapting to change or a variety of circumstances; flexible, accomodating GELASTIC: SOED: laughable (rare); (agelastic: "unlaughable," not funny)sometimes found in books containing words the dictionary forgot.

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COMMENTS:

although I usually try to avoid words already found in various dictionaries, i decided,today,not to follow my usual practice. "Agelastic" 73% original according to google. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-23: 07:04:00

it is a good word - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:07:00

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Youthemism

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: youff-um-izum

Sentence: If only someone had told Geoffrey that the term "spring chickenhawk" wasn't a terribly convincing youthemism...

Etymology: youth (the state of being young) + euphemism (a non-literal way to say something)

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COMMENTS:

Excellent! Gets my vote. - Rhyme79, 2012-09-26: 10:48:00

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Subage

Created by: arandomperson97

Pronunciation: Sub-age

Sentence: The woman was acting very subaged, in order to appear young.

Etymology: sub- under age -age

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Percumb

Created by: net4536

Pronunciation: per-cumb

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Agetation

Created by: pandalhu

Pronunciation: Age/ta/tion

Sentence: I hate when kids use an agetation to buy drinks

Etymology: age form how many years old you are and tation from exaggeration

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Adfib

Created by: lumina

Pronunciation: ad/fib

Sentence: The ladies were wondering if they should even invite Estelle to the senior center's Valentine's Day function. It was meant for single ladies and gentlemen AND those under 65 not only got in free, but got first pick when it came to the first slow dance. While Estelle was a riot once she inhaled that first Manhattan, she was also know to adfib when it came to her age. At 82, there was no way she was going to pass for anything under 81 1/2 and the ladies were just not up for the humiliation at the front door.

Etymology: adlib: To improvise and deliver extemporaneously. fib: An insignificant or childish lie.

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Misagery

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age/er/ee

Sentence: Misagery is a common practice among first year college and university students using fake I.D.'s to gain access to bars near the campus.

Etymology: MISAGERY - noun - from MIS (wrong; amiss) + AGE (a period measured by years from birth) + FORGERY (something counterfeit, or fraudulent)

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Chronobfuscate

Trystera

Created by: Trystera

Pronunciation: krawn-AWB-fyoo-skate

Sentence: Despite her attempts at chronobfuscation, young Cindi was not allowed to join AARP.

Etymology: Chrono- (time) + obfuscate

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Frabricage

Created by: ngajoe

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Agebeforetruthy

Created by: suzanne

Pronunciation: ay-j-bee-fohr-ture-tee

Sentence: the singles mixer showed that the venal sin of agebeforetruthy was mainly confined to women whilst fewstrandsoftruth was committed by the men.

Etymology: age- the time an object has been deteriorating on this planet. truthy - veracity.

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 01:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph! ~ James

texmom - 2007-05-29: 12:16:00
I like it.

Jabberwocky - 2007-05-29: 12:29:00
Is it just coincidental or is Edna Sky's name an anagram for ask deny

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:50:00
Hey Texmom, Thanks for the positive feeback! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-05-29: 11:51:00
Dear Jabberwocky, You certainly have a sharp eye for letters! It is accidental anagram. I created the name so she would sound old (edna/enda) and young (sky/kys) at the same time --> enda kys = last kiss. ~ James

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-23: 00:41:00
LOVELY word, misagery...intuitive,impeccable etymology, and unlike my word, mercifully brief.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2009-12-10: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by ohwtepph. Thank you ohwtepph. ~ James