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DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
Verboticisms
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Follycoddle
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: FALL-ee-COD-uhl (follycoddler,follycoddled)
Sentence: Mad Shirley lived in an unheated garage with her two poorly behaved, recalcitrant canine-americans, Duchess and Duke. Mad Shirley FOLLYCODDLED her dogs to the point where she had no discretionary income of her own, even though she fancied herself the "alpha male" of her pack. Mad Shirley's few friends tolerated her lunacy, until she declined a much-needed kidney transplant operation so that she could pay for Botox injections for Duchess, and a new wardrobe for Duke. Surely Shirly shouldn't shirk her daily doggie duties, but a diet of Purina Pro-Plan probably promoted her early demise....although she DID have a glossy coat when they found her. WOOF!
Etymology: FOLLY+CODDLE=FOLLYCODDLE.....FOLLY:lack of good sense or normal prudence and foresight regarding the treatmentof domesticated animules,criminally or tragically foolish actions or conduct,an excessively costly or unprofitable undertaking,a foolish act or idea;Middle English folie, from Anglo-French, from fol fool .....CODDLE:to treat with extreme or excessive care or kindness, often to the point of ridiculosity;perhaps from caudle (1598 AD)
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COMMENTS:
HEY! I just Googled my word and found it here:
http://mirror.verbotomy.com/?p=verboticisms&jid=protection&this_room=-1
My apologies.....Metro :( - metrohumanx, 2008-11-03: 02:06:00
http://mirror.verbotomy.com/?p=verboticisms&jid=protection&this_room=-1 - metrohumanx, 2008-11-03: 02:06:00
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Pampoodle
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pam poo dill
Sentence: They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages.
Etymology: pamper poodle
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Tigger, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00
funny - I bet by next year it's a registered breed - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00
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Lebitch
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: Lay Bitch
Sentence: OMG, Sheila's gone so ABFAB, Fifi is sooo lebitch!
Etymology: Come on, do I really need to explain?
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COMMENTS:
LeLovely! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:11:00
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Poochoisie
Created by: jdsimp3684
Pronunciation: pooch-wise-ee
Sentence: Mary is definitely a member of the poochoisie, having just spent an entire week's earnings on her puppy's new designer wardrobe.
Etymology: Fr.
Petnipulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pet/nip/yuh/ley/shun
Sentence: Fifi, Paris' toy poddle, is an expert at petnipulation, controlling Paris with strategic licks, snuggles, yelps and whimpers to get whatever she wants whenever she wants.
Etymology: PETNIPULATION - noun - from PET (domesticated animal kept as a companion) + MANIPULATION (to manage, or influence skillfully in an unfair manner)
Mollypoodle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: mol lee poo del
Sentence: When Zsa Zsa pushed her poodle, FiFi, around in an expensive stroller, Max wondered why she would mollypoodle her so much. He realized that it was because Zsa Zsa had no children, had more money than sense and loved the attention her glamourous dog brought her way.
Etymology: Mollycoddle (treat with excessive indulgence) & Poodle (dog breed,an intelligent dog with a heavy curly solid-colored coat that is usually clipped and a pet that is fancily groomed)
Roverindulgence
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: rover - indul - jence
Sentence: Her beloved Mona just sparkled when she walked. Her collar and leash were studded with diamonds and she wore a little hat fringed with real mink. Her owner, Leticia proudly showed her off each day as they walked through the park. What she did not know is that eveyone who saw them thought that Leticia had a bad case of roverindulgence.
Etymology: The common dog name "Rover" is combined with the word "overindulgence" which means to spoil or indulge in excessively.
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COMMENTS:
Grrreat word!Without you, it would have been roverlooked! - Nosila, 2008-11-03: 11:14:00
I wondered when the infamous ROVER would surface.... - metrohumanx, 2008-11-03: 13:03:00
Clever - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:29:00
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Guccipooch
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: GOO - chee - pooch
Sentence: Pepe' le Poodle was always outfitted in the latest fashions and was given the nickname 'Gucchipooch'.
Etymology: Gucci, fashion design + pooch....small dog.
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COMMENTS:
I guess we were thinking along the same lines, and looks like we posted at the same time too. - Tigger, 2007-12-11: 05:13:00
And would the adjective/adverp of this word Guccipooch ... be Guccipoochie? Love your word's rhythm and rhyme! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 16:04:00
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I give up. My brain is affected by all this verboticism activity ... now I'm typing adverp for adverb. Not sure it was a fingerslip or a brainslip ... maybe I need to dental floss my brain after being too long on this website! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 16:06:00
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Peepwhisperer
Created by: jeeykim
Pronunciation: Peep-Whisp-er-er
Sentence: The poodle decked out in gold chains is a peepwhisperer(noun)
Etymology:
Petcessorize
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pet-sess-or-ize
Sentence: Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper.
Etymology: pet, accessorize
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COMMENTS:
Excellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol - Mustang, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James
silveryaspen - 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word 'lebitch' be 'R' rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James