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DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.
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Deyapperization
Created by: alecstevenson
Pronunciation: De-yapp-er-ize-ation
Sentence: Sparky's deyapperization treatment meant the next door neighbours could finally sleep-in on the weekend.
Etymology: de + yapper + ization
Muttup
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: Mutt-up
Sentence: After his muttup he didn't bark anymore. But he could still bite.
Etymology: Shut the mutt up!
Yappasectomy
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: yap-pa-sect-a-me
Sentence: After his yappasectomy, fido would bark happily without ever making sound
Etymology: yap-yap and Vasectomy
Barkotomy
Created by: enigma
Pronunciation: we all know how to say lobotomy...
Sentence: Fifi's barkotomy resulted in a 3 month recovery watching Lassie reruns.
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Woofanasia
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Woofanasia is a painless procedure that ensures a peaceful quiet dog.
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Yappendectomy
Created by: tori83
Pronunciation: yap-en-deck-tow-mee
Sentence: I like my neighbour's poodle a lot more since she took him in for a yappendectomy.
Etymology: appendectomy: removal of the appendix. yappendectomy: removal of irritaing yappy dog noises
Parisied
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: Paris - eyed
Sentence: Paris Hilton is the new face behind "Parisied" a shot to shut the yappy bitch up when your needing a little break, sold in all better kennel shops.
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Muttmuting
Created by: peterm
Pronunciation: mutt-muting
Sentence: That distasteful dog needs a muttmuting
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Comments:
- 2006-10-21: 09:10:00
Perhaps Peter McKay should consider this as a viable option
- 2006-10-21: 10:10:00
They both need this. Dear Peter and Belinda/Peter: Please forget it, and help to govern our Country