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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.

DEFINITION: To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion.

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Don't kitty me. Just put the food on the floor and get out!

DEFINITION: To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet.

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Why can't I google my socks?

DEFINITION: The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency.

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Do you really think I'm cute?

DEFINITION: To flirt with a purpose or ulterior motive -- as opposed to casual flirting, which is just for fun.

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Those idiots! I have the right of way!

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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But my other sock has a hole in it...

DEFINITION: To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money.

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Do I look okay?

DEFINITION: To require constant reassurance, praise, and -- in emergency situations -- flattery, despite obvious qualifications and/or expertise.

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