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DEFINITION: n. That weird stare your cat, dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked. v. tr. To stare at your owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.
Rexamination
Top verboticism of the day created by purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: reks-am-in-ay-shun
Sentence: While taking a shower that morning, Greg realized that he was undergoing his dog's careful rexamination. After such intense scrrrrrutinizing, he was left feeling somewhat inadequate the whole day.
Etymology: Rex, examination
Created by: purpleartichokes.
Comments:
That Rex gets around! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:05:00
Did he suffer from disrexia? Great blend! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 10:28:00
More Top Verboticisms:
(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Blushpuppy: /-ˈblʌʃˌpʌpi-/ I know he probably just wanted me to take him outside, but when I noticed my dog was staring at me, I went all blush-puppy. Etymology: From blush + puppy (sounds like "hush puppy", which has nothing to do with the meaning) Created by: ErWenn.
Comments:
Your clever pun fun verbot has stolen my heart and vote! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:55:00
Stripnosis: /strip-no-sis/ as i got out of the shower i was suprised to find my cat in the bathroom, in a deep state of stripnosis Etymology: strip, hypnosis Created by: rikboyee.
Comments:
I think people, like cats, are afflicted with stripnosis. Excellent creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:52:00
Dogle: /dah - gull/ Spot, stop dogling me, you little pet perv (if only you could have two word verboticisms...) Etymology: dog + ogle Created by: swallowedbyafish.
Comments:
Dagnabbit. Stole my word. - ErWenn, 2008-02-18: 09:35:00
So good it dogled my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-18: 09:53:00
lovely! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-18: 10:06:00
Good one! There's actually a town named 'Dogle' in New Mexico, (US). It doesn't come up on Mapquest though. Maybe it's just a place where a bunch of wide-eyed dogs gather. - Tigger, 2008-02-18: 18:56:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James
Attention Verbotomists: We are trying a new thing this week with "photos", which we are using to illustrate the definitions, instead of the cartoons. I have chosen photos from some of the best photographers at Flickr. Click on the photo credit (creative commons license) under the image to see the original pictures. Hope you like them! ~ James
galwaywegian - 2008-02-18: 07:36:00
I'd be seriously worried abour Nosila!
ErWenn - 2008-02-18: 09:43:00
I thank everyone for not playing "em-bare-assed" or some variant thereof.
silveryaspen - 2008-02-18: 11:55:00
I/we can appreciate you might need a break from your drawing board, James. Pix, into the mix, of verbotomy, is nice,but I Njoyed your cartoons muchly! So I hope there will be a mix of both in the future. Your cartoons are a huge part of the heart, and mind, of verbotomy!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-18: 12:05:00
Petifully good definition, Nosila!
Thanks Silvery! ~ James