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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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I am in tune with me.

DEFINITION: To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what's really important - your own feelings!

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Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Oh no!

DEFINITION: That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains.

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I'm not an exhibitionist. I'm just very, very hot!

DEFINITION: Bouncing breasts that get you into trouble because you're not supposed to look at them; often attached to females, but not always...

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I have to sharpen it?

DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.

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Don't click there! Click over there!

DEFINITION: To stand, or sit, behind a person using a computer and provide commentary, suggestions, and if necessary intervention, whether wanted or not.

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