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DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.
Verboticisms
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Tittytext
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: Tit/ee/text
Sentence: She knew her "tittytext" days were over when her titillating talk-time card ran out.
Etymology: "Tittytext": a colloquial expression from the Latin "titillatio" meaning "a tickling" noun, often associated with an amatorious action of one sort or another
Sextextualization
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: sex-text-u-al-ize-say-shun
Sentence: He was often subjected to sextextualization due to his rather large vocabulary.
Etymology: Mash up of: text, sexualize, contextualize
Spantext
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: With spantext like that his pants must be really stretchy
Etymology: spandex + text
Pendurance
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: Pen-DUR-ens
Sentence: She lifted an eyebrow delicately when she opened the email and saw his pendurance.
Etymology: pen (verb) + endurance
Penallocution
Created by: alecstevenson
Pronunciation: pee-nal-low-cue-tion
Sentence: He impressed her with his penallocution.
Etymology: Penis + Allocution
Texticularmeasurement
Created by: peterm
Pronunciation: text-ikular measurement
Sentence: Woah! Jojo79's texticularmeasurement is through the roof!
Etymology: from the measuring of text, rather than testes.
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COMMENTS:
- peterm, 2006-10-25: 12:10:00
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Textvocabulist
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: text-vo-cab-u-list
Sentence: its not the size of the word its what you do with it that counts. Well, that's what my textvocabulist told me.
Etymology:
Smsextimate
Created by: bjorn
Pronunciation: ess-em-sex-ti-mate
Sentence: just smsextimate 4 me: how virile do u think this fellow is?
Etymology: SMS + sex + estimate
