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'Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!'

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Pendurance

Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: Pen-DUR-ens

Sentence: She lifted an eyebrow delicately when she opened the email and saw his pendurance.

Etymology: pen (verb) + endurance

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Penallocution

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: pee-nal-low-cue-tion

Sentence: He impressed her with his penallocution.

Etymology: Penis + Allocution

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Spantext

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation:

Sentence: With spantext like that his pants must be really stretchy

Etymology: spandex + text

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Tittytext

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: Tit/ee/text

Sentence: She knew her "tittytext" days were over when her titillating talk-time card ran out.

Etymology: "Tittytext": a colloquial expression from the Latin "titillatio" meaning "a tickling" noun, often associated with an amatorious action of one sort or another

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Sextextualization

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: sex-text-u-al-ize-say-shun

Sentence: He was often subjected to sextextualization due to his rather large vocabulary.

Etymology: Mash up of: text, sexualize, contextualize

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Texticularmeasurement

Created by: peterm

Pronunciation: text-ikular measurement

Sentence: Woah! Jojo79's texticularmeasurement is through the roof!

Etymology: from the measuring of text, rather than testes.

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Textvocabulist

Created by: queeny

Pronunciation: text-vo-cab-u-list

Sentence: its not the size of the word its what you do with it that counts. Well, that's what my textvocabulist told me.

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Smsextimate

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: ess-em-sex-ti-mate

Sentence: just smsextimate 4 me: how virile do u think this fellow is?

Etymology: SMS + sex + estimate

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