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Verbotomist's Delight

This is a Darwinian greenhouse. To see the top verboticisms for each definition, visit the archives on the Verbotomy Blog.

Those idiots! I have the right of way!

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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But my other sock has a hole in it...

DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Don't kitty me!

DEFINITION: v. To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet. n. Emotional transference.

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This will clean out all the toxins!

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Look at my earrings.

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Wa!

DEFINITION: v. To instinctively slam your foot on "the brakes" even though you're just a passenger. Often occurs when the actual driver fails to brake appropriately. n. A sudden jerk of the leg.

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I am in tune with me.

DEFINITION: v. To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what's really important - your own feelings! n. A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else.

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