Verboticism: Murpholated
DEFINITION: The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn't fair.
Murpholated
Created by: Jeaneai
Pronunciation: Mirf-oh-late-id
Sentence: Janine felt so murpholated when her shatterproof vase fell right on the linoleum floor and, you guessed it, shattered completely.
Etymology: From Murphy's Law, which is basically that everything that can go wrong will.
Points: 890