DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.

Conditionesia

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya

Sentence: She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia.

Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia')

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