Verboticism: Diartwist

'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Diartwist

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: dy/ar/twist

Sentence: Whenever it suited his purpose the diartwist rewrote the diary in the kitchen

Etymology: diary + twist + diarist

Points: 797

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