Verboticism: Shreddybear

'They're so cute! What kind of kittens are they? Porcupines.'

DEFINITION: Something, or someone, that appears to be warm and fuzzy but is, when you get close, sharp and prickly.

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Shreddybear

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: shreddy/bare

Sentence: To prepare their child for the cruel world they gave him a shreddybear which bit him every time he cuddled it

Etymology: shred + teddy bear

Points: 653

Comments: Shreddybear

OZZIEBOB - 2007-07-31: 18:18:00
Tough love! And tell me, did the child grow up to be a money lender - and put "the bite" on others? Great word.