Verboticism: Carpousel

'The gossip around here is awful.'

DEFINITION: v. To complain and complain about a problem without ever taking action to correct it. n. A complaint about something which you can fix but choose not to.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: karrp o sell

Sentence: Every morning her main carpousel was that her phone was on the right of her desk despite office management knowing that she was left handed. If something wasn't done soon, one of these days she would move it herself!

Etymology: carousel, carp

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Comments: Carpousel

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-15: 09:28:00
Sounds fishy... maybe she had carpal punnel syndrome.

Clayton - 2007-06-15: 18:37:00
Or carpritis.

petaj - 2007-06-15: 21:02:00
AppalLING behaviour in this workPLAICE. I'm BREAMful of her complaints and don't want to listen to her any MORAY, she is just FLOUNDERing in her job. I wonder what is the best ANGLE to SCHNAPPER out of it? COD we put our thinking CARPS on? There's no point being KOI about it. We may just have to tell her straight ANCHOVY her out the DORY.

Clayton - 2007-06-15: 23:29:00
She catfish a sentence without trawling someone a name... everybody just tunas her out. If they didn't, they'd have to gill her. Minnow have tried. Quite a pickerel. She brines and brines, all trout the day. She must've lobster mind or something. I'm fin ta angle her. Shoal her who's boss.

petaj - 2007-06-16: 01:35:00
Clayton, thanks for being that special salmon. I'm shore you'll do a fin job.

Clayton - 2007-06-16: 08:32:00
Fish shore.