Verboticism: Confudulterage
DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.
Confudulterage
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /kənfjuˈdʌltʌˌɹeɪdʒ/
Sentence: I was so overcome with confudulterage that I couldn't decide whether to scream, cry, break something, storm out of the room, or run off to join the circus.
Etymology: From confused + adultery + rage
Points: 494
Comments: Confudulterage
ErWenn - 2007-06-01: 03:55:00
The above sentence is not meant to be autobiographical in any sense whatsoever. I just wanted to avoid using a gendered pronoun, and I got tired of trying to think of an elegant way of doing so in the third person. Thankfully, I've never had to feel confudulterage before, and hopefully I never will.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-01: 08:44:00
Here's to monotony...er... monogamy!