Dysphuriation

Comments: Dysphuriation

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-01: 08:55:00
Janet was into whoreticulture.

petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:03:00
Gerald was a mite angry, but Carl probably has a spray for that. Janet declared she was just being environmentally friendly.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-01: 09:19:00
Carl was a seedy character, having had affairs with Rose, Daisy, and Lily as well.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-01: 12:30:00
sounds like a thHorny problem

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 13:54:00
Yes, but Gerald rose to the occasion.

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 14:05:00
Damn, "rose" had already been used. I'll try again. It wasn't the first time Janet had been deflowered. Gerald fell into a vegetative state, preventing him from getting to the root of the problem. Tree times was fir too many.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-01: 15:35:00
Perhaps Janet felt that Gerald had been spending too much thyme with Rosemary and as he hadn't been wearing his foxglove he had developed a problem with his peonies

Clayton - 2007-06-01: 18:35:00
Whereas Janet's gardenia belt left her feverbush exposed, making Carl's horse cane extremely gladiola, until his stamen peeked out from under his monkshood and he began pollen on his periwinkle. Fertilization was fine, but there was no possumhaw that he could marigold that witch-hazel and become a poppie, carting the orchids around to daisy care. Some called him a pansy, but many problems stemmed from his disinterest in cultivating a family and branching out. He wished everyone would just leaf him alone so he could smoke weed and listen to the Sex Pistils. Maple it was for the best. He'd rather bee with Jasmine, to chestnut on her pod and turn out the nightshade.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-01: 20:10:00
too funny - I'm splitpeaing myself with laughter!!

petaj - 2007-06-02: 23:34:00
Clayton, you sure have some stamena for pROSE. Freesia jolly good fellow, and sow say all of us.

Clayton - 2007-06-04: 06:18:00
Ha ha! LOVE it!