Verboticism: Shopperblockit
DEFINITION: n. An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something. v. To aggressively sell something to someone who doesn't want it.
Shopperblockit
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: shopper-block-it
Sentence: I was mad keen to cash in my coupon for the low-rise, stretch, stonewash, studded, stovepipe legged jeans at half-price, but when I reached the store I cowered in the doorway before the salesresistant. There was Ursula, a shopperblockit par excellence with her stentorian voice and sergeant-major mannerisms bearing down on me.
Etymology: shopper docket (sales promotions printed on the back of receipts) + block (obstruct/hinder)
Points: 434