Verboticism: Salesassassin

'Are you just browsing?'

DEFINITION: n. An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something. v. To aggressively sell something to someone who doesn't want it.

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Salesassassin

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: sailz-ah-sass-in

Sentence: Bob was only in the store for two minutes when he was accosted by a salesassassin who tried to coax him into buying that smart pink sweater that was all the rage on verbotomy.com.

Etymology: sales associate, assassin

Points: 503

Comments: Salesassassin

petaj - 2007-05-16: 05:09:00
That saleassassin ought to get the customerswervist of the month award.

Clayton - 2007-05-16: 14:54:00
That salesassassin sounds like a real courtesyjerk.

duchessella - 2007-05-17: 03:27:00
I love the huge number of "S"s - think "The Salesassassin sells seashells on the shore"...