Verboticism: Patriotrimism

'Which whisk is hers?'

DEFINITION: v. To carefully shave your facial hair into a style which advertises your political allegiance, sexual orientation, or taste in music. n. Stylized facial hair.

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Patriotrimism

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: patrio-TRIM-ism

Sentence: Barney's patriotrimism was a carefully sculpted and dyed flag in his sideburns.

Etymology: patriotism + trim

Points: 317

Comments: Patriotrimism

galwaywegian - 2007-05-02: 05:41:00
oh say can you see, by the torch shaped goatee...

petaj - 2007-05-02: 05:49:00
Advance Australia fur!

petaj - 2007-05-02: 06:03:00
God save our gracious coif

Stevenson0 - 2007-05-02: 12:17:00
Oh Mutton Chops our baaaaaaa leader. Don't pull the wool over our eyes!!