Verboticism: Themissus

'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: n. A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.v. To monopolize someone's love.

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Themissus

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: the-miss-iss

Sentence: Heff wanted to spread the love, amongst other pestilences, but themissus was adamant that they were "meant to be together" and some other soppy nonsense.

Etymology: Because it's pretty much the normal behavior of women who think not being a sex-object appeals to men.

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Comments: Themissus

Stevenson0 - 2007-04-17: 12:56:00
Obvious? Maybe the themister works too.

Bulletchewer - 2007-04-17: 13:12:00
See sexist etymology (just below the word "nonsense") for rebuttal.