Verboticism: Slowspoke

'Why...  do...  you...?'

DEFINITION: n. A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say. v. To talk in a painfully slow manner.

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Slowspoke

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: slow-spoke (said very slowly with long drawn out syllables - OK you figured it out long ago)

Sentence: Colin was a renowned slowspoke, and could never work out why his conversants kept toe-tapping or clock-watching or finger-drumming.

Etymology: slow poke (a dawdler) + spoke (past tense of speak) + slow (not quick witted esp. not realising that the audience already understands)

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Comments: Slowspoke

Jabberwocky - 2007-03-02: 09:14:00
you even have to say this word slowly

wordmeister - 2007-03-02: 10:41:00
good... one...

Stevenson0 - 2007-03-02: 18:00:00
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Stevenson0 - 2007-03-02: 18:01:00
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petaj - 2007-03-02: 19:57:00
thaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnk yooooooooooooooooo so muuuuuuuch