Verboticism: Kennethlaid

'Sorry, but you're not my type'

DEFINITION: v. To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn't like you. n. A sacrifice made for money that goes unrewarded.

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Kennethlaid

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ken-eth-lade

Sentence: Bob had it all - the house, the yacht, the cars, the girls, but when a once-close friend sued him for breach of contract, he found himself kennethlaid and penniless.

Etymology: Kennth Lay - infamous, corrupt CEO of Enron; laid - have sex with, but not in a good way

Points: 497

Comments: Kennethlaid

wordmeister - 2007-02-02: 11:01:00
Good! It's tough being "the smartest guy in the room", when you're also broke...

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-02: 18:17:00
In my personal opinion, he suffered from monerrhea, and should have sought professional help from psychiatrists instead of accountants.

BMott - 2007-02-06: 03:04:00
I don't get it. At all.